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20 Jan 2024 04:05

2883. "Astronaut Guests"

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17 Jan 2024 23:45

2882. "Net Rotations"

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16 Jan 2024 06:15

2881. "Bug Thread"

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12 Jan 2024 21:40

2880. "Sheet Bend"

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11 Jan 2024 03:45

2879. "Like This One"

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08 Jan 2024 13:40

2878. "Supernova"

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05 Jan 2024 21:15

2877. "Fever"

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03 Jan 2024 15:55

2876. "Range Safety"

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01 Jan 2024 22:50

2875. "2024"

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30 Dec 2023 00:45

2874. "Iceland"

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27 Dec 2023 20:35

2873. "Supersymmetry"

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25 Dec 2023 18:20

2872. "Hydrothermal Vents"

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22 Dec 2023 20:05

2871. "Definitely"

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21 Dec 2023 00:35

2870. "Love Songs"

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18 Dec 2023 20:50

2869. "Puzzles"

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17 Jan 2024 23:45

'For decades I've been working off the accumulated rotation from one long afternoon on a merry-go-round when I was eight.'

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16 Jan 2024 06:15

'After some account issues, we've added 6 new people from the beach house rental website support forum.'

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12 Jan 2024 21:40

'A left-handed sheet bend creates a much weaker connection, especially under moderate loads.'

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11 Jan 2024 03:45

'A lot of sentences undergo startling shifts in mood if you add 'like this one' to the end, but high on the list is 'I'm a neurologist studying dreams.''

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08 Jan 2024 13:40

'They're a little cagey about exactly where the crossover point lies relative to the likelihood of devastating effects on the planet.'

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05 Jan 2024 21:15

'Hypothermia of below 98.6 K should be treated by leaving the giant molecular cloud and moving to the vicinity of a star.'

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03 Jan 2024 15:55

'The Range Mischief Officer has modified the trajectory to add a single random spin somewhere in the flight, but won't tell us where.'

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01 Jan 2024 22:50

'It wasn't originally constitutionally required, but presidents who served two terms have traditionally followed George Washington's example and gotten false teeth.'

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30 Dec 2023 00:45

'The HVAC bill for installing the Gulf Stream was enormous.'

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27 Dec 2023 20:35

'High-speed collisions at the Baby Park track may support the hypothesis that Daisy is her own evil twin, a theory first suggested by Nintendo in the game Majorana's Mask.'

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25 Dec 2023 18:20

'Benthic Santas weren't even discovered until the 1970s, but many scientists now believe Christmas may have originally developed around hydrothermal vents and only later migrated to the surface.'

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22 Dec 2023 20:05

'A really mean prank you can play on someone who's picky about words is to add a 'definitely->definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard.'

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21 Dec 2023 00:35

'The Piña Colada song carves a trajectory across the chart over the course of the song.'

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18 Dec 2023 20:50

'Why couldn't the amulet have been hidden by Aunt Alice, who understands modern key exchange algorithms?'

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15 Dec 2023 17:00

'Even with a blank map, a lot of people can only name 45-50 of the 64 states.'