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29 Feb 2024 06:40

2900. "Call My Cell"

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26 Feb 2024 18:45

2899. "Goodhart's Law"

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24 Feb 2024 03:10

2898. "Orbital Argument"

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21 Feb 2024 16:30

2897. "Light Leap Years"

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19 Feb 2024 23:20

2896. "Crossword Constructors"

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17 Feb 2024 05:50

2895. "Treasure Chests"

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14 Feb 2024 20:10

2894. "Research Account"

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13 Feb 2024 01:05

2893. "Sphere Tastiness"

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09 Feb 2024 17:35

2892. "Banana Prices"

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07 Feb 2024 20:40

2891. "Log Cabin"

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05 Feb 2024 18:40

2890. "Relationship Advice"

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02 Feb 2024 18:55

2889. "Greenhouse Effect"

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31 Jan 2024 16:10

2888. "US Survey Foot"

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29 Jan 2024 20:00

2887. "Minnesota"

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27 Jan 2024 02:55

2886. "Fast Radio Bursts"

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26 Feb 2024 18:45

'[later] I'm pleased to report we're now identifying and replacing hundreds of outdated metrics per hour.'

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24 Feb 2024 03:10

'"Some people say light is waves, and some say it's particles, so I bet light is some in-between thing that's both wave and particle depending on how you look at it. Am I right?" "YES, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE!"'

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21 Feb 2024 16:30

'When Pope Gregory XIII briefly shortened the light-year in 1582, it led to navigational chaos and the loss of several Papal starships.'

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19 Feb 2024 23:20

'Also, we would really appreciate it if you could prominently refer to it as an 'eHit'.'

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17 Feb 2024 05:50

'[earlier] "Your vintage-style handmade chest business is struggling. But I have a plan."'

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14 Feb 2024 20:10

'Focus of your research: EXTREME PETTINESS AND UNWILLINGNESS TO LET ANYTHING GO'

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13 Feb 2024 01:05

'Baseballs do present a challenge to this theory, but I'm convinced we just haven't found the right seasoning.'

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09 Feb 2024 17:35

'It's a linear extrapolation, Michael. How big could the error be? 10%?'

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07 Feb 2024 20:40

'I'm sure the building inspectors will approve my design once they finally manage to escape.'

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05 Feb 2024 18:40

'Good to be a little wary of advice that sounds too much like a self pep talk.'

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02 Feb 2024 18:55

'Once he had the answer, Arrhenius complained to his friends that he'd "wasted over a full year" doing tedious calculations by hand about "so trifling a matter" as hypothetical CO2 concentrations in far-off eras (quoted in Crawford, 1997).'

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31 Jan 2024 16:10

'Subway refuses to answer my questions about whether it's an International Footlong or a US Survey Footlong. A milligram of sandwich is at stake!'

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29 Jan 2024 20:00

'In addition to 'squishy', after reviewing my submitted intraplate ground motion data, the National Geodetic Survey has politely asked me to stop using the word 'supple' so often when describing Midwestern states.'

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27 Jan 2024 02:55

'Dr. Petroff has also shown that the Higgs boson signal was actually sparks from someone microwaving grapes, the EHT black hole photo was a frozen bagel someone left in too long, and the LIGO detection was just someone slamming the microwave door too hard.'

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24 Jan 2024 13:55

'Any time I misspell a word it's just because I have too much integrity to copy answers from the dictionary.'