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29 Mar 2024 21:00

2913. "Periodic Table Regions"

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27 Mar 2024 21:10

2912. "Cursive Letters"

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25 Mar 2024 20:40

2911. "Greenland Size"

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22 Mar 2024 12:40

2910. "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"

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20 Mar 2024 18:35

2909. "Moon Landing Mission Profiles"

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18 Mar 2024 23:15

2908. "Moon Armor Index"

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15 Mar 2024 22:55

2907. "Schwa"

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14 Mar 2024 03:00

2906. "Earth"

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11 Mar 2024 23:00

2905. "Supergroup"

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08 Mar 2024 22:20

2904. "Physics vs. Magic"

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06 Mar 2024 22:20

2903. "Earth/Venus Venn Diagram"

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04 Mar 2024 23:40

2902. "Ice Core"

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02 Mar 2024 00:25

2901. "Geographic Qualifiers"

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29 Feb 2024 06:40

2900. "Call My Cell"

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26 Feb 2024 18:45

2899. "Goodhart's Law"

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27 Mar 2024 21:10

'𝓘 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵 𝓛 𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓫𝓪𝓫𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓯𝓾𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝔀𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓮, 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓬𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓺 𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓸 𝓪 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻.'

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25 Mar 2024 20:40

'The Mercator projection drastically distorts the size of almost every area of land except a small ring around the North and South Poles.'

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22 Mar 2024 12:40

'You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!'

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20 Mar 2024 18:35

'If you pick a low enough orbit, it gives you a lot of freedom to use a lightweight launch vehicle such as a stepladder.'

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18 Mar 2024 23:15

'Astronomers are a little unsure of the applicability of this index, but NASA's Planetary Protection Officer is all in favor.'

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15 Mar 2024 22:55

'Doug's cousin, the one from London, runs a Bumble love cult.'

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14 Mar 2024 03:00

'Just think of all the countless petty squabbles and misunderstandings, of all the fervent hatreds, over so insignificant a thing as the direction and duration of a rocket engine firing.'

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11 Mar 2024 23:00

'I love their cover of 1,200 Balloons, Dalmatians, and Miles.'

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08 Mar 2024 22:20

''At the stroke of midnight, your brother will be hurtling sideways at an altitude of 150 meters' is a regular physics prediction about your nonmagical trebuchet, whereas 'you are cursed to build a brother-launching trebuchet' falls out of the Lagrangian.'

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06 Mar 2024 22:20

'Actually, the fact that Mars is still orbiting safely over here means that it was technically an *Euler* apocalypse, not a Venn one.'

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04 Mar 2024 23:40

'If you find an ash deposition layer from a year in which an eruption destroyed an island that had Camellia sinensis growing on it, you can make a Gone Island Ice_τ.'

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02 Mar 2024 00:25

''Thank you for the loveliest evening I've ever had...' [normal] '...east of the Mississippi.' [instant intrigue!]'

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29 Feb 2024 06:40

''Hey, can you call my cell?' '...I'm trying, but it says this number is blocked?' 'Ok, thanks, just checking.''

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26 Feb 2024 18:45

'[later] I'm pleased to report we're now identifying and replacing hundreds of outdated metrics per hour.'

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24 Feb 2024 03:10

'"Some people say light is waves, and some say it's particles, so I bet light is some in-between thing that's both wave and particle depending on how you look at it. Am I right?" "YES, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE!"'