xkcd

24 Feb 2023 18:35

'I always hate dragging around the larger archipelagos, but I appreciate how the Scandanavian peninsula flexes outward to create a snug pocket for the British Isles.'

xkcd

22 Feb 2023 23:50

'"I wish for everything in the world. All the people, money, trees, etc." "Are you SURE you--" "And I want you to put it in my house."'

xkcd

20 Feb 2023 22:55

'I also managed to improve the solution for n=1 to s<0.97, and with some upgrades I think I can hit 0.96.'

xkcd

17 Feb 2023 16:20

'[exclamation about how cute your cat is] -> [last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] -> [photo of your cat] -> [clone of your cat] -> [your actual cat] -> [my better cat]'

xkcd

15 Feb 2023 16:55

'The Gordian knot is an omniknot tied using every bend in the Ashley Book of Knots, and then for extra security the upper rope at every crossing is connected to the lower with a randomly-chosen hitch.'

xkcd

14 Feb 2023 05:20

''Pour one out for precipitation data integrity,' I say, solemnly upending the glass into the rain gauge.'

xkcd

11 Feb 2023 05:30

'If you ever want to get beaten up by a bunch of graphic designers, try removing the serifs from Times New Roman and adding them to Comic Sans.'

xkcd

08 Feb 2023 15:45

'3D graphs that don't contact the plane in the closure area may proceed as scheduled, but be alert for possible collisions with 2D graph lines that reach the hole and unexpectedly enter 3D space.'

xkcd

06 Feb 2023 23:15

'There's quark color, but that's not really color--it's just an admission by 20th century physicists that numbers are boring.'

xkcd

04 Feb 2023 03:05

'If you shrank the Solar System to the size of Texas, the Houston metro area would be smaller than a grasshopper in Dallas.'

xkcd

01 Feb 2023 19:20

'If an anatomical structure is named for a person, it means they were the only person to have it. Pierre Paul Broca had a special area of his brain that created powerful magnetic fields, enabling him to do 19th century fMRI research.'

xkcd

30 Jan 2023 14:40

'According to my especially unsupervised K-means clustering algorithm, there are currently about 8 billion types of people in the world.'

xkcd

27 Jan 2023 14:00

'Surely (no one/everyone) will (recognize how flexible and useful this architecture is/spend a huge amount of effort painstakingly preserving and updating this garbage I wrote in 20 minutes)'

xkcd

25 Jan 2023 21:00

'I'll take mine on the rocks, no ice.'

xkcd

24 Jan 2023 06:10

'I just think lane markers should follow the local magnetic declination.'

xkcd

24 Feb 2023 18:35

2742. "Island Storage"

xkcd

22 Feb 2023 23:50

2741. "Wish Interpretation"

xkcd

20 Feb 2023 22:55

2740. "Square Packing"

xkcd

17 Feb 2023 16:20

2739. "Data Quality"

xkcd

15 Feb 2023 16:55

2738. "Omniknot"

xkcd

14 Feb 2023 05:20

2737. "Weather Station"

xkcd

11 Feb 2023 05:30

2736. "Only Serifs"

xkcd

08 Feb 2023 15:45

2735. "Coordinate Plane Closure"

xkcd

06 Feb 2023 23:15

2734. "Electron Color"

xkcd

04 Feb 2023 03:05

2733. "Size Comparisons"

xkcd

01 Feb 2023 19:20

2732. "Bursa of Fabricius"

xkcd

30 Jan 2023 14:40

2731. "K-Means Clustering"

xkcd

27 Jan 2023 14:00

2730. "Code Lifespan"

xkcd

25 Jan 2023 21:00

2729. "Planet Killer Comet Margarita"

xkcd

24 Jan 2023 06:10

2728. "Lane Change Highway"