xkcd

24 Jan 2025 13:40

'Unfortunately, body size and bite force continue to increase.'

xkcd

22 Jan 2025 23:45

'They're continuing to search for a square with the same area as the circle, as efforts to construct one have run into difficulties.'

xkcd

21 Jan 2025 03:50

'Can you pass the nackle?'

xkcd

18 Jan 2025 01:25

'I wonder what surviving human held the record before balloons (excluding edge cases like jumping gaps on a mountain bridge). Probably it was someone falling from a cliff into snow or water, but maybe it involved something weird like a gunpowder explosion or volcano.'

xkcd

15 Jan 2025 14:15

'Speed limit c arcminutes^2 per steradian'

xkcd

13 Jan 2025 21:25

'A good ²³⁸Umbrella policy should cover it.'

xkcd

10 Jan 2025 19:45

'The zoo takes special care to keep kings separated from opposite-color pieces as part of their conservation program to prevent mating in captivity.'

xkcd

09 Jan 2025 06:05

'You don't want the nitrogen percentage to be too high or you run the risk of eutrophication.'

xkcd

06 Jan 2025 22:15

'I don't dig pit traps and cover them with sticks and a thin layer of leaves nearly as much as I expected; I find a chance to do it barely once a month.'

xkcd

03 Jan 2025 20:00

'You may notice the first half of these instructions are similar to the instructions for a working nuclear fusion device. After the first few dozen steps, be sure to press down firmly and fold quickly to overcome fusion pressure.'

xkcd

02 Jan 2025 04:40

'The most important quantity for meteorologists is of course the product of latent pressure and temperostrophic enthalpy, though 'how nice the weather is' is a close second.'

xkcd

30 Dec 2024 23:25

'Inside is a third box, labeled DO NOT OPEN UNLESS YOU ARE IN THE TIME ZONE WHERE YOU OPENED BOTH PREVIOUS BOXES.'

xkcd

27 Dec 2024 23:40

'I still don't know how the police found my compound where I ran an illegal searchlight depot/covert blimp airfield/fireworks testing range.'

xkcd

26 Dec 2024 01:50

'C'mon, ESA Solar Orbiter team, just give the Parker probe a LITTLE nudge at aphelion. Crash it into the sun. Fulfill the dream of Icarus. It is your destiny.'

xkcd

24 Dec 2024 03:30

'Under some circumstances, if you throw a D8 and then a D12 at an enemy, thanks to the D8's greater pointiness you actually have to roll a D12 and D8 respectively to determine damage.'

xkcd

24 Jan 2025 13:40

3042. "T. Rex Evolution"

xkcd

22 Jan 2025 23:45

3041. "Unit Circle"

xkcd

21 Jan 2025 03:50

3040. "Chemical Formulas"

xkcd

18 Jan 2025 01:25

3039. "Human Altitude"

xkcd

15 Jan 2025 14:15

3038. "Uncanceled Units"

xkcd

13 Jan 2025 21:25

3037. "Radon"

xkcd

10 Jan 2025 19:45

3036. "Chess Zoo"

xkcd

09 Jan 2025 06:05

3035. "Trimix"

xkcd

06 Jan 2025 22:15

3034. "Features of Adulthood"

xkcd

03 Jan 2025 20:00

3033. "Origami Black Hole"

xkcd

02 Jan 2025 04:40

3032. "Skew-T Log-P"

xkcd

30 Dec 2024 23:25

3031. "Time Capsule Instructions"

xkcd

27 Dec 2024 23:40

3030. "Lasering Incidents"

xkcd

26 Dec 2024 01:50

3029. "Sun Avoidance"

xkcd

24 Dec 2024 03:30

3028. "D&D Roll"