xkcd

22 Sep 2017 17:00

'Since the current Twitter threadfall kicked off in early 2016, we can expect it to continue until the mid 2060s when the next Interval begins.'

xkcd

20 Sep 2017 16:50

'Tag yourself, I'm "frayed."'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:45

'And I can't believe some places still use fax machines. The electrical signals waste so much time going AROUND the Earth when neutrino beams can go straight through!'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:40

'I always figured you should never bring a gun to a gun fight because then you'll be part of a gun fight.'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:35

'We understand your privacy concerns; be assured that our phones will never store or transmit images of your face.'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:30

''Which one?' 'I dunno, it's your house. Just check each object.' 'Check it for *what*?' 'Whether it looks like it might have touched a paper towel at some point and then forgotten to let go.' '...' 'You can also Google to learn how to check which things are using which resources.' 'You know, I'll just leave the towel there and try again tomorrow.''

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:25

'The third row will probably have to wait until 2034, and maybe longer. If I see a daytime supernova, I'll replace the meteor storm with that and consider it 3/3.'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:20

'Over the years I've decided I'd rather have them on than not, but I'm glad there aren't "has opened a blank note to compose a reply to you" notifications.'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:15

'I'm in talks with Netflix to produce an alternate-universe crime drama about the world where sliced bread was never re-legalized, but it's going slowly because they keep changing their phone numbers and the door lock codes at their headquarters.'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:10

'Our new video ad campaign has our product's name shouted in the first 500 milliseconds, so we can reach the people in adjacent rooms while the viewer is still turning down the volume.'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:05

'Someday, some big historical event will happen during the DST changeover, and all the tick-tock articles chronicling how it unfolded will have to include a really annoying explanation next to their timelines.'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:02

Public Service Announcement:

Due to a recent server migration and brain malfunction, I forgot to transfer the @xkcdchannel scripts to my new server. It should be working again. The missing comics will arrive soon (in intervals of 5 minutes).

I will send those missing comics without notification for today. After that, everything *should* be fine.

TL;DR: I broke things, then I fixed things. Sorry!

xkcd

28 Aug 2017 12:35

1882. "Color Models"

xkcd

25 Aug 2017 11:25

1881. "Drone Training"

xkcd

23 Aug 2017 12:10

1880. "Eclipse Review"

xkcd

22 Sep 2017 17:00

1893. "Thread"

xkcd

20 Sep 2017 16:50

1892. "USB Cables"

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:45

1891. "Obsolete Technology"

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:40

1890. "What to Bring"

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:35

1889. "xkcd Phone 6"

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:30

1888. "Still in Use"

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:25

1887. "Two Down, One to Go"

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:20

1886. "Typing Notifications"

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:15

1885. "Ensemble Model"

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:10

1884. "Ringer Volume/Media Volume"

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:05

1883. "Supervillain Plan"

xkcd

28 Aug 2017 12:35

'What if what *I* see as blue, *you* see as a slightly different blue because you're using Chrome instead of Firefox and despite a decade of messing with profiles we STILL can't get this right somehow.'

xkcd

25 Aug 2017 11:25

'The joke will be on him in a few weeks when animal control shows up and takes custody of his Roomba.'

xkcd

23 Aug 2017 12:10

'I watched from a beautiful nature reserve in central Missouri, and it was--without exaggeration--the coolest thing I've ever seen.'

xkcd

21 Aug 2017 06:05

''Hey! Put her down!' 'No, it's ok! The next chance for me to be carried to a blood cauldron isn't until 2024!''