xkcd

18 Dec 2017 17:35

'While it may seem like trivia, it (causes huge headaches for software developers / is taken advantage of by high-speed traders / triggered the 2003 Northeast Blackout / has to be corrected for by GPS satellites / is now recognized as a major cause of World War I).'

xkcd

15 Dec 2017 16:15

'Of course, everyone has their own profile. There are morning arguers, hangry arguers, meal-time arguers, late-night arguers, and people who get in a meta-argument over what their argument timing is, dredge up examples of past arguments, and end up fighting over THOSE again as well.'

xkcd

13 Dec 2017 20:55

'[hair in face] "SEVVVENNN YEEEARRRSSS"'

xkcd

11 Dec 2017 18:35

'People keep telling me to use the radio but I really hate making voice calls.'

xkcd

08 Dec 2017 17:35

'"Oh my God, why did you scotch-tape a bunch of hammers together?" "It's ok! Nothing depends on this wall being destroyed efficiently."'

xkcd

06 Dec 2017 18:45

'I'm working on a car capable of evaluating arbitrarily complex boolean expressions on "honk if [...]" bumper stickers and responding accordingly.'

xkcd

04 Dec 2017 16:25

'This works for a surprising range of sunlit things, including rooftops (sure), highway surfaces (probably not), sailboats (maybe), and jets, cars, and wild deer (haha good luck).'

xkcd

01 Dec 2017 17:00

'The symbol for degrees Felsius is an average of the Euro symbol (€) and the Greek lunate epislon (ϵ).'

xkcd

29 Nov 2017 17:00

'It's important to note that while the effective size of the dog can be arbitrarily large, it's not any more of a good dog than the two original dogs.'

xkcd

27 Nov 2017 07:00

'And arguably sunspots, on rare occasions. But even if they count, it takes ideal conditions and you might hurt your eyes.'

xkcd

24 Nov 2017 06:05

'No horse has yet managed the elusive Quadruple Crown—winning the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness, the Belmont Stakes, and the Missouri Horse Hole.'

xkcd

22 Nov 2017 06:05

'Every time we detect an asteroid from outside the Solar System, we should immediately launch a mission to fling one of our asteroids back in the direction it came from.'

xkcd

20 Nov 2017 13:50

'You also refuse to buy Cisco products because you hate the Thong Song, O. Henry, Deep Space Nine, freshwater whitefish, teenaged Incan emperors, Brak's brother, and vegetable-based shortening.'

xkcd

17 Nov 2017 06:05

'No, wait, come back! I want to be friends at you!'

xkcd

15 Nov 2017 06:05

'There's a supposed Mark Twain quote, "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco." It isn't really by Mark Twain, but I don't know who said it—I just know they've never been to McMurdo Station.'

xkcd

18 Dec 2017 17:35

1930. "Calendar Facts"

xkcd

15 Dec 2017 16:15

1929. "Argument Timing"

xkcd

13 Dec 2017 20:55

1928. "Seven Years"

xkcd

11 Dec 2017 18:35

1927. "Tinder"

xkcd

08 Dec 2017 17:35

1926. "Bad Code"

xkcd

06 Dec 2017 18:45

1925. "Self-Driving Car Milestones"

xkcd

04 Dec 2017 16:25

1924. "Solar Panels"

xkcd

01 Dec 2017 17:00

1923. "Felsius"

xkcd

29 Nov 2017 17:00

1922. "Interferometry"

xkcd

27 Nov 2017 07:00

1921. "The Moon and the Great Wall"

xkcd

24 Nov 2017 06:05

1920. "Emoji Sports"

xkcd

22 Nov 2017 06:05

1919. "Interstellar Asteroid"

xkcd

20 Nov 2017 13:50

1918. "NEXUS"

xkcd

17 Nov 2017 06:05

1917. "How to Make Friends"

xkcd

15 Nov 2017 06:05

1916. "Temperature Preferences"