xkcd

21 Nov 2022 17:10

'Squinting at a graph is fine for getting a rough idea of the answer, but if you want to pretend to know it exactly, you neeed statistics.'

xkcd

19 Nov 2022 00:30

'My password is just every Unicode codepoint concatenated into a single UTF-8 string.'

xkcd

16 Nov 2022 23:15

'Below the Web, and the Dark Web, a shadowy parallel world of Cybiko users trade messages on the Translucent Neon Plastic Web.'

xkcd

14 Nov 2022 15:15

'"Even split between us, this will pay way better than the Jumanji sponsorship I came into the date with."'

xkcd

11 Nov 2022 19:15

'It's taken me 20 years, but I've finally finished rebuilding all my software to use 33-bit signed ints.'

xkcd

09 Nov 2022 11:45

''Barack Obama is much less likely than the average cat to jump in and out of cardboard boxes for fun' is low precision, but I'm not sure about the accuracy.'

xkcd

07 Nov 2022 11:40

'You might want to bring your frost-sensitive plants in from the patio. The high-level aerosols may result in short-term cooling across the entire backyard.'

xkcd

05 Nov 2022 03:50

'At first I thought I would need some gold or something to pay him, but then I realized that it was the 18th century and I could just bring a roll of aluminum foil.'

xkcd

02 Nov 2022 17:45

'Their 'best philosophy of epistemology' picks are great, but you can tell they're struggling a little in the 'why you should trust us' section.'

xkcd

31 Oct 2022 22:45

'It all came flat-packed in Pandora's Box.'

xkcd

29 Oct 2022 04:00

'WARNING: PEOPLE NAMED EVE ARE PROHIBITED FROM INSTALLING THIS APP!'

xkcd

26 Oct 2022 16:05

'Although I hear they were caught cheating off of Rosalind, who sat at a desk in front of them.'

xkcd

24 Oct 2022 20:30

'Mathematicians quickly determined that it spells ANT BNECN, an unusual theoretical dish which was not successfully cooked until Andrew Wiles made it for breakfast in the 1990s.'

xkcd

26 Jan 2018 16:30

'There's a mountain lion nearby, but it didn't notice you because it's reading Facebook.'

xkcd

24 Jan 2018 14:50

'Ok, I've got it, just need to plug in my security key. Hmm, which way does the USB go? Nope, not that way. I'll just flip it and– OH JEEZ IT FELL INTO THE VENT.'

xkcd

21 Nov 2022 17:10

2701. "Change in Slope"

xkcd

19 Nov 2022 00:30

2700. "Account Problems"

xkcd

16 Nov 2022 23:15

2699. "Feature Comparison"

xkcd

14 Nov 2022 15:15

2698. "Bad Date"

xkcd

11 Nov 2022 19:15

2697. "Y2K and 2038"

xkcd

09 Nov 2022 11:45

2696. "Precision vs Accuracy"

xkcd

07 Nov 2022 11:40

2695. "Soil"

xkcd

05 Nov 2022 03:50

2694. "Königsberg"

xkcd

02 Nov 2022 17:45

2693. "Wirecutter Recommendation"

xkcd

31 Oct 2022 22:45

2692. "Interior Decorating"

xkcd

29 Oct 2022 04:00

2691. "Encryption"

xkcd

26 Oct 2022 16:05

2690. "Cool S"

xkcd

24 Oct 2022 20:30

2689. "Fermat's First Theorem"

xkcd

26 Jan 2018 16:30

1947. "Night Sky"

xkcd

24 Jan 2018 14:50

1946. "Hawaii"