xkcd

26 Dec 2022 23:00

'One good trick, if you get called on a fake service, is to build a working version of it and mention it again the next week.'

xkcd

23 Dec 2022 12:50

'The presents under the tree are actually a single gift connected by an underground ribbon system.'

xkcd

21 Dec 2022 20:45

'Our investigation into whining-based remedies became the first study to be halted by the IRB on the grounds that the treatment group was 'too annoying.''

xkcd

20 Dec 2022 04:30

'In general you should only include your single best data point in the paper. The rest of the data can go in the supplementary materials.'

xkcd

16 Dec 2022 23:20

'It's a long way down.'

xkcd

15 Dec 2022 05:10

'If you want to bowl a strike, the optimal place is almost certainly inside a bowling alley, although with a little luck any establishment uphill from one could also work.'

xkcd

13 Dec 2022 04:10

'A hydroelectric dam is also known as a heavy water reactor.'

xkcd

10 Dec 2022 06:50

'The Earth is, on average, located in the habitable zone, but at any given time it has a certain probability of being outside it, which is why life exists on Earth but is mortal.'

xkcd

07 Dec 2022 20:10

'If you ever see the † dagger symbol with no unmatched footnote, it means the writer is saying the phrase while threatening you with a dagger.'

xkcd

05 Dec 2022 21:15

'I adopted a cat that weighs 12 solar masses. Laser pointers love chasing it.'

xkcd

03 Dec 2022 02:25

'Squaring the circle is really easy with some good clamps.'

xkcd

01 Dec 2022 04:10

'Spacetime Soccer, known outside the United States as '4D Football' is a now-defunct sport. Infamous for referee decisions hinging on inconsistent definitions of simultaneity, it is also known for the disappearance of many top players during... [more]'

xkcd

29 Nov 2022 02:35

'It's okay, they can figure out which control positions produce scalding water via a trial-and-error feedback loop with a barely-perceptible 10-second lag.'

xkcd

25 Nov 2022 19:50

'CONFLICT OF INTEREST STATEMENT: The authors hope these results are correct because we all want to be cool people who are good at science.'

xkcd

23 Nov 2022 21:50

'BABIES OR LITERATURE BUT NOT BOTH: Baby shoes'

xkcd

26 Dec 2022 23:00

2716. "Game Night Ordering"

xkcd

23 Dec 2022 12:50

2715. "Pando"

xkcd

21 Dec 2022 20:45

2714. "Cold Complaints"

xkcd

20 Dec 2022 04:30

2713. "Data Point"

xkcd

16 Dec 2022 23:20

2712. "Gravity"

xkcd

15 Dec 2022 05:10

2711. "Optimal Bowling"

xkcd

13 Dec 2022 04:10

2710. "Hydropower Breakthrough"

xkcd

10 Dec 2022 06:50

2709. "Solar System Model"

xkcd

07 Dec 2022 20:10

2708. "Mystery Asterisk Destination"

xkcd

05 Dec 2022 21:15

2707. "Astronomy Numbers"

xkcd

03 Dec 2022 02:25

2706. "Bendy"

xkcd

01 Dec 2022 04:10

2705. "Spacetime Soccer"

xkcd

29 Nov 2022 02:35

2704. "Faucet"

xkcd

25 Nov 2022 19:50

2703. "Paper Title"

xkcd

23 Nov 2022 21:50

2702. "What If 2 Gift Guide"