xkcd

12 Jan 2018 06:30

'And to you, I leave my life-sized ice sculpture replica of the Pietà which was blessed by the Pope. You must never let it melt! Now, remember, all gifts must be removed from my estate within 24 hours.'

xkcd

10 Jan 2018 16:55

'There's data suggesting that this model may apply to deep-dish/thin-crust pizza. I've designed a thorough multi-year study to investigate this personally, but funding organizations keep denying my grant requests.'

xkcd

08 Jan 2018 17:30

'I like the idea of cartograms (distorted population maps), but I feel like in practice they often end up being the worst of both worlds—not great for showing geography OR counting people. And on top of that, they have all the problems of a chloro... chorophl... chloropet... map with areas colored in.'

xkcd

05 Jan 2018 19:25

'New zero-day vulnerability: In addition to rowhammer, it turns out lots of servers are vulnerable to regular hammers, too.'

xkcd

03 Jan 2018 16:45

'IATA stands for International AirporT Abbreviation.'

xkcd

01 Jan 2018 06:05

'I just want to stay up long enough to watch the ball drop into the hole number 2018.'

xkcd

29 Dec 2017 18:15

'We should really start calculating it earlier, but until the end of December we're always too busy trying to figure out which day Christmas will fall on.'

xkcd

27 Dec 2017 15:05

'...wait until they type in payment information, then use it to order yourself a replacement phone.'

xkcd

25 Dec 2017 06:05

'We've gotten him up to 20% milk and cookies through an aggressive public campaign, but that seems to be his dietary limit. Anything above that and he starts developing nutritional deficiencies.'

xkcd

22 Dec 2017 14:20

'They all made fun of Autometalogolex, but someday there will be a problem with Christmas that can only be solved if Santa somehow gets a serious headache, and then they'll see.'

xkcd

20 Dec 2017 16:25

'If you ask it to please turn off that feature, it apologizes a whole bunch and promises to try to be quieter, then switches to a slightly lower-volume version of the clip with "sorry!" after the louder sounds.'

xkcd

18 Dec 2017 17:35

'While it may seem like trivia, it (causes huge headaches for software developers / is taken advantage of by high-speed traders / triggered the 2003 Northeast Blackout / has to be corrected for by GPS satellites / is now recognized as a major cause of World War I).'

xkcd

15 Dec 2017 16:15

'Of course, everyone has their own profile. There are morning arguers, hangry arguers, meal-time arguers, late-night arguers, and people who get in a meta-argument over what their argument timing is, dredge up examples of past arguments, and end up fighting over THOSE again as well.'

xkcd

13 Dec 2017 20:55

'[hair in face] "SEVVVENNN YEEEARRRSSS"'

xkcd

11 Dec 2017 18:35

'People keep telling me to use the radio but I really hate making voice calls.'

xkcd

12 Jan 2018 06:30

1941. "Dying Gift"

xkcd

10 Jan 2018 16:55

1940. "The Food Size Cycle"

xkcd

08 Jan 2018 17:30

1939. "2016 Election Map"

xkcd

05 Jan 2018 19:25

1938. "Meltdown and Spectre"

xkcd

03 Jan 2018 16:45

1937. "IATA Airport Abbreviations"

xkcd

01 Jan 2018 06:05

1936. "Desert Golfing"

xkcd

29 Dec 2017 18:15

1935. "2018"

xkcd

27 Dec 2017 15:05

1934. "Phone Security"

xkcd

25 Dec 2017 06:05

1933. "Santa Facts"

xkcd

22 Dec 2017 14:20

1932. "The True Meaning of Christmas"

xkcd

20 Dec 2017 16:25

1931. "Virtual Assistant"

xkcd

18 Dec 2017 17:35

1930. "Calendar Facts"

xkcd

15 Dec 2017 16:15

1929. "Argument Timing"

xkcd

13 Dec 2017 20:55

1928. "Seven Years"

xkcd

11 Dec 2017 18:35

1927. "Tinder"