'It's taken me 20 years, but I've finally finished rebuilding all my software to use 33-bit signed ints.'
Читать полностью…''Barack Obama is much less likely than the average cat to jump in and out of cardboard boxes for fun' is low precision, but I'm not sure about the accuracy.'
Читать полностью…'You might want to bring your frost-sensitive plants in from the patio. The high-level aerosols may result in short-term cooling across the entire backyard.'
Читать полностью…'At first I thought I would need some gold or something to pay him, but then I realized that it was the 18th century and I could just bring a roll of aluminum foil.'
Читать полностью…'Their 'best philosophy of epistemology' picks are great, but you can tell they're struggling a little in the 'why you should trust us' section.'
Читать полностью…'Although I hear they were caught cheating off of Rosalind, who sat at a desk in front of them.'
Читать полностью…'Mathematicians quickly determined that it spells ANT BNECN, an unusual theoretical dish which was not successfully cooked until Andrew Wiles made it for breakfast in the 1990s.'
Читать полностью…'There's a mountain lion nearby, but it didn't notice you because it's reading Facebook.'
Читать полностью…'Ok, I've got it, just need to plug in my security key. Hmm, which way does the USB go? Nope, not that way. I'll just flip it and– OH JEEZ IT FELL INTO THE VENT.'
Читать полностью…'The worst are graphs with qualitative, vaguely-labeled axes and very little actual data.'
Читать полностью…'The retina is the exposed surface of the brain, so if you think about a pot of gold while looking at a rainbow, then there's one at BOTH ends.'
Читать полностью…'"That's ... unsettling." "Yeah, those definitely don't sound like the normal drea– LATITUDE THREE FIVE POINT..." '
Читать полностью…'"Since there's no ending quote mark, everything after this is part of my quote. —Randall Munroe'
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