xkcd

27 Feb 2017 17:50

'"So, like, sexy news videos?" "No, people have tried that--it's still just video content. We need to actually inform people THROUGH making out. I would call it 'Mouth Content,' but I think that's already the title of a Neil Cicierega album."'

xkcd

24 Feb 2017 16:20

'Google and Yelp keep deleting my scathing reviews of the Mariana Trench, the Chernobyl reactor core, the jet stream, and the equator.'

xkcd

22 Feb 2017 15:25

'[*disables social networking accounts*] [*social isolation increases*] Wait, why does this ALSO feel bad?'

xkcd

20 Feb 2017 07:05

'Good point--making no decision is itself a decision. So that's a THIRD option I have to research!'

xkcd

17 Feb 2017 16:35

'I've decided to score all my conversations using chess win-loss notation. (??)'

xkcd

15 Feb 2017 06:05

'This is probably the first projection in cartographic history that can be criticized for its disproportionate focus on Finland, Mongolia, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo.'

xkcd

13 Feb 2017 17:10

'You have to be careful doing this. Sometimes, when you push the whisker down, dynamite explodes.'

xkcd

10 Feb 2017 06:05

'I have accidentally watered virtually every person and object in Pelican Town.'

xkcd

08 Feb 2017 06:05

'Maybe if I spin it back and forth really fast I can do some kind of pulse-width modulation.'

xkcd

06 Feb 2017 17:55

'After my absent-mindedness resulted in a bad posterboard-related stomachache, I learned to do the sign-making place last.'

xkcd

03 Feb 2017 18:35

'Billy Joel briefly detained'

xkcd

01 Feb 2017 06:55

'The key is portion control, which is why I've switched to eating smaller cans of frosting instead of full bottles.'

xkcd

31 Jan 2017 19:10

'You can apply special translucent films to your windows to help keep birds/Superman from accidentally flying into them.'

xkcd

31 Jan 2017 19:10

'On the other hand, the refractor's limited light-gathering means it's unable to make out shadow people or the dark god Chernabog.'

xkcd

31 Jan 2017 19:09

'With the right 90-degree rotation, any effect is a side effect.'

xkcd

27 Feb 2017 17:50

1804. "Video Content"

xkcd

24 Feb 2017 16:20

1803. "Location Reviews"

xkcd

22 Feb 2017 15:25

1802. "Phone"

xkcd

20 Feb 2017 07:05

1801. "Decision Paralysis"

xkcd

17 Feb 2017 16:35

1800. "Chess Notation"

xkcd

15 Feb 2017 06:05

1799. "Bad Map Projection: Time Zones"

xkcd

13 Feb 2017 17:10

1798. "Box Plot"

xkcd

10 Feb 2017 06:05

1797. "Stardew Valley"

xkcd

08 Feb 2017 06:05

1796. "Focus Knob"

xkcd

06 Feb 2017 17:55

1795. "All You Can Eat"

xkcd

03 Feb 2017 18:35

1794. "Fire"

xkcd

01 Feb 2017 06:55

1793. "Soda Sugar Comparisons"

xkcd

31 Jan 2017 19:10

1792. "Bird/Plane/Superman"

xkcd

31 Jan 2017 19:10

1791. "Telescopes: Refractor vs Reflector"

xkcd

31 Jan 2017 19:09

1790. "Sad"