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03 Apr 2017 08:40

1819. "Sweet 16"

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31 Mar 2017 15:50

1818. "Rayleigh Scattering"

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29 Mar 2017 15:30

1817. "Incognito Mode"

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27 Mar 2017 16:40

1816. "Mispronunciation"

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24 Mar 2017 14:50

1815. "Flag"

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22 Mar 2017 14:15

1814. "Color Pattern"

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20 Mar 2017 15:55

1813. "Vomiting Emoji"

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18 Mar 2017 19:15

1812. "Onboarding"

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18 Mar 2017 19:15

1811. "Best-Tasting Colors"

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18 Mar 2017 19:15

1810. "Chat Systems"

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10 Mar 2017 13:55

'The phone will be collected by the toll operators and mailed back to you within 4-6 weeks.'

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08 Mar 2017 06:05

'The dump also contains a list of millions of prime factors, a 0-day Tamagotchi exploit, and a technique for getting gcc and bash to execute arbitrary code.'

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06 Mar 2017 13:00

'Sure, you could just ask, but this also takes care of the host gift thing.'

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03 Mar 2017 07:45

'If used with software that could keep up, a scroll wheel mapped to send a stream of 'undo' and 'redo' events could be kind of cool.'

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01 Mar 2017 17:30

'If you must know, I'm currently researching how to save this emailed tax form as a regular PDF so I can print and sign it. Our work isn't a lock for the Nobel, but we're in the running.'

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31 Mar 2017 15:50

'If you ask "why are leaves green?" the usual answer is "because they're full of chlorophyll, and chlorophyll is green," even though "why does chlorophyll scatter green light?" is a great question too.'

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29 Mar 2017 15:30

'They're really the worst tech support team. And their solutions are always the same. "This OS X update broke something." "LET'S INFILTRATE APPLE BY MORPHING APPLES!"'

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27 Mar 2017 16:40

'I pronounce epitome "EPPY-tome", but EpiPen "uh-PIE-pen".'

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24 Mar 2017 14:50

'There's a compromise bill to keep the notification bar but at least charge the battery.'

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22 Mar 2017 14:15

'♫ When the spacing is tight / And the difference is slight / That's a moiré ♫'

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20 Mar 2017 15:55

'My favorite might be U+1F609 U+1F93F WINKING FACE VOMITING.'

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18 Mar 2017 19:15

''So we just have a steady flow of metal piling up in our server room? Isn't that a problem?' 'Yeah, you should bring that up at our next bismuth meeting.''

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18 Mar 2017 19:15

'I recognize that chocolate is its own thing on which reasonable people may differ. Everything else here is objective fact.'

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18 Mar 2017 19:15

'I'm one of the few Instagram users who connects solely through the Unix 'talk' gateway.'

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18 Mar 2017 19:14

Images should work correctly now. Comics 1810 through 1812 will be re-posted within a few minutes. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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10 Mar 2017 13:55

1809. "xkcd Phone 5"

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08 Mar 2017 06:05

1808. "Hacking"

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06 Mar 2017 13:00

1807. "Listening"

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03 Mar 2017 07:45

1806. "Borrow Your Laptop"

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01 Mar 2017 17:30

1805. "Unpublished Discoveries"