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10 Apr 2017 14:25

1822. "Existential Bug Reports"

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07 Apr 2017 21:55

1821. "Incinerator"

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05 Apr 2017 15:35

1820. "Security Advice"

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03 Apr 2017 08:40

1819. "Sweet 16"

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31 Mar 2017 15:50

1818. "Rayleigh Scattering"

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29 Mar 2017 15:30

1817. "Incognito Mode"

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27 Mar 2017 16:40

1816. "Mispronunciation"

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24 Mar 2017 14:50

1815. "Flag"

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22 Mar 2017 14:15

1814. "Color Pattern"

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20 Mar 2017 15:55

1813. "Vomiting Emoji"

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18 Mar 2017 19:15

1812. "Onboarding"

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18 Mar 2017 19:15

1811. "Best-Tasting Colors"

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18 Mar 2017 19:15

1810. "Chat Systems"

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10 Mar 2017 13:55

'The phone will be collected by the toll operators and mailed back to you within 4-6 weeks.'

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08 Mar 2017 06:05

'The dump also contains a list of millions of prime factors, a 0-day Tamagotchi exploit, and a technique for getting gcc and bash to execute arbitrary code.'

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07 Apr 2017 21:55

'My trash can broke recently and I had to get rid of it. When I picked it up, I suffered a brief but harrowing existential crisis.'

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05 Apr 2017 15:35

'Never give your password or bank account number to anyone who doesn't have a blue check mark next to their name.'

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03 Apr 2017 08:40

'Every year I make out my bracket at the season, and every year it's busted before the first game when I find out which teams are playing.'

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31 Mar 2017 15:50

'If you ask "why are leaves green?" the usual answer is "because they're full of chlorophyll, and chlorophyll is green," even though "why does chlorophyll scatter green light?" is a great question too.'

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29 Mar 2017 15:30

'They're really the worst tech support team. And their solutions are always the same. "This OS X update broke something." "LET'S INFILTRATE APPLE BY MORPHING APPLES!"'

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27 Mar 2017 16:40

'I pronounce epitome "EPPY-tome", but EpiPen "uh-PIE-pen".'

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24 Mar 2017 14:50

'There's a compromise bill to keep the notification bar but at least charge the battery.'

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22 Mar 2017 14:15

'♫ When the spacing is tight / And the difference is slight / That's a moiré ♫'

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20 Mar 2017 15:55

'My favorite might be U+1F609 U+1F93F WINKING FACE VOMITING.'

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18 Mar 2017 19:15

''So we just have a steady flow of metal piling up in our server room? Isn't that a problem?' 'Yeah, you should bring that up at our next bismuth meeting.''

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18 Mar 2017 19:15

'I recognize that chocolate is its own thing on which reasonable people may differ. Everything else here is objective fact.'

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18 Mar 2017 19:15

'I'm one of the few Instagram users who connects solely through the Unix 'talk' gateway.'

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18 Mar 2017 19:14

Images should work correctly now. Comics 1810 through 1812 will be re-posted within a few minutes. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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10 Mar 2017 13:55

1809. "xkcd Phone 5"

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08 Mar 2017 06:05

1808. "Hacking"