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15 May 2017 09:10

1837. "Rental Car"

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12 May 2017 07:50

1836. "Okeanos"

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10 May 2017 06:05

1835. "Random Obsessions"

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08 May 2017 06:05

1834. "Lunch Order"

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05 May 2017 14:15

1833. "Code Quality 3"

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03 May 2017 15:05

1832. "Photo Library Management"

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01 May 2017 14:55

1831. "Here to Help"

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28 Apr 2017 06:05

1830. "ISS Solar Transit 2"

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26 Apr 2017 06:05

1829. "Geochronology"

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24 Apr 2017 17:00

1828. "ISS Solar Transit"

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21 Apr 2017 06:05

1827. "Survivorship Bias"

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19 Apr 2017 06:05

1826. "Birdwatching"

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17 Apr 2017 16:10

1825. "7 Eleven"

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14 Apr 2017 06:05

1824. "Identification Chart"

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12 Apr 2017 16:50

1823. "Hottest Editors"

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12 May 2017 07:50

'WHEN I WAS ON A BOAT I DROPPED MY PHONE CAN U LOOK FOR IT'

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10 May 2017 06:05

'I take the view that "open-faced sandwiches" are not sandwiches, but all other physical objects are.'

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08 May 2017 06:05

'GO FOR LUNCH, REPEAT, GO FOR LUNCH.'

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05 May 2017 14:15

'It's like a half-solved cryptogram where the solution is a piece of FORTH code written by someone who doesn't know FORTH.'

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03 May 2017 15:05

'A good lifehack is to use messy and unstable systems to organize your photos. That way, every five years or so it becomes obsolete and/or collapses, and you have to open it up and pick only your favorite pictures to salvage.'

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01 May 2017 14:55

'"We TOLD you it was hard." "Yeah, but now that I'VE tried, we KNOW it's hard."'

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28 Apr 2017 06:05

'Most people don't realize it, but they actually launch a new space station every few weeks because this keeps happening.'

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26 Apr 2017 06:05

''The mountains near here formed when the ... Newfoundland ... microplate collided with, uhh ... Labrador.' 'Ok, now you're definitely just naming dogs.' 'Wait, no, that's actually almost correct.''

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24 Apr 2017 17:00

'I guess it's also the right setting for pictures of the Moon at night.'

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21 Apr 2017 06:05

'They say you can't argue with results, but what kind of defeatest attitude is that? If you stick with it, you can argue with ANYTHING.'

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19 Apr 2017 06:05

'No, tell the park rangers to calm down, it's fine--I put a screen on the front. I just want to get the birds a little closer.'

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17 Apr 2017 16:10

'Really, the only honest 24-hour stores are the ones in places like Arizona and Hawaii, and many of them are still wrong in certain years.'

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14 Apr 2017 06:05

'Be careful—it's breeding season, and some of these can be *extremely* defensive of their nests.'

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12 Apr 2017 16:50

'Elon Musk finally blocked me from the internal Tesla repository because I wouldn't stop sending pull requests for my code supporting steering via vim keybindings.'

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10 Apr 2017 14:25

'ISSUE: If we wait long enough, eventually the Earth will be consumed by the Sun. WORKAROUND: None.'