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24 Jul 2017 06:05

1867. "Physics Confession"

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21 Jul 2017 06:05

1866. "Russell's Teapot"

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19 Jul 2017 06:05

1865. "Wifi vs Cellular"

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17 Jul 2017 08:30

1864. "City Nicknames"

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14 Jul 2017 15:10

1863. "Screenshots"

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12 Jul 2017 16:45

1862. "Particle Properties"

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10 Jul 2017 17:25

1861. "Quantum"

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07 Jul 2017 17:35

1860. "Communicating"

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05 Jul 2017 15:45

1859. "Sports Knowledge"

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03 Jul 2017 16:40

1858. "4th of July"

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30 Jun 2017 16:45

1857. "Emoji Movie"

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28 Jun 2017 17:10

1856. "Existence Proof"

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26 Jun 2017 16:50

1855. "Telephoto"

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23 Jun 2017 16:45

1854. "Refresh Types"

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21 Jun 2017 17:15

1853. "Once Per Day"

xkcd

21 Jul 2017 06:05

'Unfortunately, NASA regulations state that Bertrand Russell-related payloads can only be launched within launch vehicles which do not launch themselves.'

xkcd

19 Jul 2017 06:05

'According to the cable company reps who keep calling me, it's because I haven't upgraded to the XTREME GIGABAND PANAMAX FLAVOR-BLASTED PRO PACKAGE WITH HBO, which is only $5 more per month for the first 6 months and five billion dollars per month after that.'

xkcd

17 Jul 2017 08:30

'This place has so many demonyms. Northlanders. Fair Folk. Honey Barons. Lake Dwellers. Treasurers. Swamp Watchers. Dream Farmers. Wellfolk. Rockeaters. Forgotten Royals. Remote Clients. Barrow-Clerks. The People of Land and Sky.'

xkcd

14 Jul 2017 15:10

'For the final exam, you take a screenshot showing off all the work you've done in the class, and it has to survive being uploaded, thumbnailed, and re-screenshotted through a chain of social media sites.'

xkcd

12 Jul 2017 16:45

'Each particle also has a password which allows its properties to be changed, but the cosmic censorship hypothesis suggests we can never observe the password itself—only its secure hash.'

xkcd

10 Jul 2017 17:25

'If you draw a diagonal line from lower left to upper right, that's the ICP 'Miracles' axis.'

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07 Jul 2017 17:35

'You're saying that the responsibility for avoiding miscommunication lies entirely with the listener, not the speaker, which explains why you haven't been able to convince anyone to help you down from that wall.'

xkcd

05 Jul 2017 15:45

'I heard they might make the wild card game, which would be cool. Do you know when that is? I have a wedding next weekend, but if it's after that we could try to go!'

xkcd

03 Jul 2017 16:40

'Strangely, they still celebrate by eating hot dogs. Since they don't have mouths, they just kinda toss them in the air and let them fall back down into their propeller blades. It's pretty messy.'

xkcd

30 Jun 2017 16:45

'Some other studio should do the Antz/A Bug's Life thing and release The Dingbats Movie at the same time.'

xkcd

28 Jun 2017 17:10

'Real analysis is way realer than I expected.'

xkcd

26 Jun 2017 16:50

'I was banned from the airliners.net photography forum by concerned moderators after the end of my lens started brushing against planes as they flew by.'

xkcd

23 Jun 2017 16:45

'The hardest refresh requires both a Mac keyboard and a Windows keyboard as a security measure, like how missile launch systems require two keys to be turned at once.'

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21 Jun 2017 17:15

'I'm not totally locked into my routine—twice a year, I take a break to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.'

xkcd

19 Jun 2017 14:15

'Luckily for my interpretation, no precincts were won by the Green Party.'