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26 Jun 2017 16:50

1855. "Telephoto"

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23 Jun 2017 16:45

1854. "Refresh Types"

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21 Jun 2017 17:15

1853. "Once Per Day"

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19 Jun 2017 14:15

1852. "Election Map"

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16 Jun 2017 06:05

1851. "Magnetohydrodynamics"

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14 Jun 2017 15:35

1850. "Air Force Museum"

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12 Jun 2017 16:15

1849. "Decades"

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09 Jun 2017 06:05

1848. "Glacial Erratic"

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07 Jun 2017 06:05

1847. "Dubious Study"

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05 Jun 2017 17:10

1846. "Drone Problems"

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02 Jun 2017 06:05

1845. "State Word Map"

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31 May 2017 15:55

1844. "Voting Systems"

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29 May 2017 14:45

1843. "Opening Crawl"

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26 May 2017 06:05

1842. "Anti-Drone Eagles"

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24 May 2017 16:00

1841. "Who?"

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23 Jun 2017 16:45

'The hardest refresh requires both a Mac keyboard and a Windows keyboard as a security measure, like how missile launch systems require two keys to be turned at once.'

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21 Jun 2017 17:15

'I'm not totally locked into my routine—twice a year, I take a break to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.'

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19 Jun 2017 14:15

'Luckily for my interpretation, no precincts were won by the Green Party.'

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16 Jun 2017 06:05

'Magnetohydrodyanmics combines the intuitive nature of Maxwell's equations with the easy solvability of the Navier-Stokes equations. It's so straightforward physicists add "relativistic" or "quantum" just to keep it from getting boring.'

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14 Jun 2017 15:35

'I had fun visiting the museum at Dover Air Force Base, unless they don't have a museum, in which case I've never been to Delaware in my life.'

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12 Jun 2017 16:15

'In the 90s, our variety radio station used the tagline "the best music of the 70s, 80s, and 90s." After 2000, they switched to "the best music of the 80s, 90s, and today." I figured they'd change again in 2010, but it's 2017 and they're still saying "80s, 90s, and today." I hope radio survives long enough for us to find out how they deal with the 2020s.'

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09 Jun 2017 06:05

'"This will take a while, which sucks, because I'm already so busy chiseling out igneous intrusions from rock formations and watching Youtube loops of the Superman fault-sealing scene over and over."'

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07 Jun 2017 06:05

'Sounds fine. I looked up the Academy, and it says on their MySpace page that their journal is peer-viewed and downloaded biannually.'

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05 Jun 2017 17:10

'On the other hand, as far as they know, my system is working perfectly.'

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02 Jun 2017 06:05

'The top search for every state is PORN, except Florida, where it's SEX PORN.'

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31 May 2017 15:55

'Kenneth Arrow hated me because the ordering of my preferences changes based on which voting systems have what level of support. But it tells me a lot about the people I'm going to be voting with!'

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29 May 2017 14:45

'Using a classic Timothy Zahn EU/Legends novel is bad enough, but at least the style and setting aren't too far off. If you really want to mess with people, try using Splinter of the Mind's Eye.'

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26 May 2017 06:05

'It's cool, it's totally ethical--they're all programmed to hunt whichever bird of prey is most numerous at the moment, so they leave the endangered ones alone until near the end.'

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24 May 2017 16:00

'Gonna feel even dumber when I realize that all this time he's been talking into a bluetooth thingy and we're not actually friends.'

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22 May 2017 15:55

'That's very exciting! The bad news is that it's a risk factor for a lot of things.'