xkcd

06 Oct 2017 13:40

'My theory is that most humans have been colonized with alien mind-control slugs that hold the earbuds for them, and the ones who can't wear earbuds are the only surviving free ones.'

xkcd

04 Oct 2017 08:40

'And yet I have no trouble believing that the start of the 2016 election was several decades ago.'

xkcd

02 Oct 2017 11:40

'"Crowdsourced steering" doesn't sound quite as appealing as "self driving."'

xkcd

29 Sep 2017 13:05

'Contains the active ingredients from all competing cold medicines, plus the medicines for headaches, arthritis, insomnia, indigestion, and more, because who wants THOSE things?'

xkcd

27 Sep 2017 16:20

'They always try to explain that they're called 'solar physicists', but the reporters interrupt with "NEVER MIND THAT, TELL US WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SUN!"'

xkcd

25 Sep 2017 13:45

'I tried converting the prices into pizzas, to put it in more familiar terms, and it just became a hard-to-think-about number of pizzas.'

xkcd

22 Sep 2017 17:00

'Since the current Twitter threadfall kicked off in early 2016, we can expect it to continue until the mid 2060s when the next Interval begins.'

xkcd

20 Sep 2017 16:50

'Tag yourself, I'm "frayed."'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:45

'And I can't believe some places still use fax machines. The electrical signals waste so much time going AROUND the Earth when neutrino beams can go straight through!'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:40

'I always figured you should never bring a gun to a gun fight because then you'll be part of a gun fight.'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:35

'We understand your privacy concerns; be assured that our phones will never store or transmit images of your face.'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:30

''Which one?' 'I dunno, it's your house. Just check each object.' 'Check it for *what*?' 'Whether it looks like it might have touched a paper towel at some point and then forgotten to let go.' '...' 'You can also Google to learn how to check which things are using which resources.' 'You know, I'll just leave the towel there and try again tomorrow.''

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:25

'The third row will probably have to wait until 2034, and maybe longer. If I see a daytime supernova, I'll replace the meteor storm with that and consider it 3/3.'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:20

'Over the years I've decided I'd rather have them on than not, but I'm glad there aren't "has opened a blank note to compose a reply to you" notifications.'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:15

'I'm in talks with Netflix to produce an alternate-universe crime drama about the world where sliced bread was never re-legalized, but it's going slowly because they keep changing their phone numbers and the door lock codes at their headquarters.'

xkcd

06 Oct 2017 13:40

1899. "Ears"

xkcd

04 Oct 2017 08:40

1898. "October 2017"

xkcd

02 Oct 2017 11:40

1897. "Self Driving"

xkcd

29 Sep 2017 13:05

1896. "Active Ingredients Only"

xkcd

27 Sep 2017 16:20

1895. "Worrying Scientist Interviews"

xkcd

25 Sep 2017 13:45

1894. "Real Estate"

xkcd

22 Sep 2017 17:00

1893. "Thread"

xkcd

20 Sep 2017 16:50

1892. "USB Cables"

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:45

1891. "Obsolete Technology"

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:40

1890. "What to Bring"

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:35

1889. "xkcd Phone 6"

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:30

1888. "Still in Use"

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:25

1887. "Two Down, One to Go"

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:20

1886. "Typing Notifications"

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:15

1885. "Ensemble Model"