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24 Oct 2022 20:30

'Mathematicians quickly determined that it spells ANT BNECN, an unusual theoretical dish which was not successfully cooked until Andrew Wiles made it for breakfast in the 1990s.'

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26 Jan 2018 16:30

'There's a mountain lion nearby, but it didn't notice you because it's reading Facebook.'

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24 Jan 2018 14:50

'Ok, I've got it, just need to plug in my security key. Hmm, which way does the USB go? Nope, not that way. I'll just flip it and– OH JEEZ IT FELL INTO THE VENT.'

xkcd

22 Jan 2018 16:45

'The worst are graphs with qualitative, vaguely-labeled axes and very little actual data.'

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19 Jan 2018 06:05

'The retina is the exposed surface of the brain, so if you think about a pot of gold while looking at a rainbow, then there's one at BOTH ends.'

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17 Jan 2018 18:00

'"That's ... unsettling." "Yeah, those definitely don't sound like the normal drea– ＬＡＴＩＴＵＤＥ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＦＩＶＥ ＰＯＩＮＴ..." '

xkcd

15 Jan 2018 09:35

'"Since there's no ending quote mark, everything after this is part of my quote. —Randall Munroe'

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12 Jan 2018 06:30

'And to you, I leave my life-sized ice sculpture replica of the Pietà which was blessed by the Pope. You must never let it melt! Now, remember, all gifts must be removed from my estate within 24 hours.'

xkcd

10 Jan 2018 16:55

'There's data suggesting that this model may apply to deep-dish/thin-crust pizza. I've designed a thorough multi-year study to investigate this personally, but funding organizations keep denying my grant requests.'

xkcd

08 Jan 2018 17:30

'I like the idea of cartograms (distorted population maps), but I feel like in practice they often end up being the worst of both worlds—not great for showing geography OR counting people. And on top of that, they have all the problems of a chloro... chorophl... chloropet... map with areas colored in.'

xkcd

05 Jan 2018 19:25

'New zero-day vulnerability: In addition to rowhammer, it turns out lots of servers are vulnerable to regular hammers, too.'

xkcd

03 Jan 2018 16:45

'IATA stands for International AirporT Abbreviation.'

xkcd

01 Jan 2018 06:05

'I just want to stay up long enough to watch the ball drop into the hole number 2018.'

xkcd

29 Dec 2017 18:15

'We should really start calculating it earlier, but until the end of December we're always too busy trying to figure out which day Christmas will fall on.'

xkcd

27 Dec 2017 15:05

'...wait until they type in payment information, then use it to order yourself a replacement phone.'

xkcd

24 Oct 2022 20:30

2689. "Fermat's First Theorem"

xkcd

26 Jan 2018 16:30

1947. "Night Sky"

xkcd

24 Jan 2018 14:50

1946. "Hawaii"

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22 Jan 2018 16:45

1945. "Scientific Paper Graph Quality"

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19 Jan 2018 06:05

1944. "The End of the Rainbow"

xkcd

17 Jan 2018 18:00

1943. "Universal Dreams"

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15 Jan 2018 09:35

1942. "Memorable Quotes"

xkcd

12 Jan 2018 06:30

1941. "Dying Gift"

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10 Jan 2018 16:55

1940. "The Food Size Cycle"

xkcd

08 Jan 2018 17:30

1939. "2016 Election Map"

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05 Jan 2018 19:25

1938. "Meltdown and Spectre"

xkcd

03 Jan 2018 16:45

1937. "IATA Airport Abbreviations"

xkcd

01 Jan 2018 06:05

1936. "Desert Golfing"

xkcd

29 Dec 2017 18:15

1935. "2018"

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27 Dec 2017 15:05

1934. "Phone Security"