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06 Jan 2023 21:45

'Things Leonhard Euler created ( most of math ( overlapping circle diagrams ) a cricket bowling machine ) Things John Venn created'

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04 Jan 2023 23:15

'Sorry, I've just always had these random things I don't like--like olives, or robots drilling holes in me without warning.'

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03 Jan 2023 02:35

'Oops, All Neutrons is also known as Neutral Quadrium, Nydnonen, and Goth Tritium.'

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30 Dec 2022 22:10

'[Earlier, at the eye doctor] 'No, for the last time, the numerals on the paper aren't my prescription, it's the shape I want you to make with the laser.''

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27 Dec 2022 20:00

'It's difficult to orbit L6 stably due to gravitational perturbation from Akron and Toledo.'

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26 Dec 2022 23:00

'One good trick, if you get called on a fake service, is to build a working version of it and mention it again the next week.'

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23 Dec 2022 12:50

'The presents under the tree are actually a single gift connected by an underground ribbon system.'

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21 Dec 2022 20:45

'Our investigation into whining-based remedies became the first study to be halted by the IRB on the grounds that the treatment group was 'too annoying.''

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20 Dec 2022 04:30

'In general you should only include your single best data point in the paper. The rest of the data can go in the supplementary materials.'

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16 Dec 2022 23:20

'It's a long way down.'

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15 Dec 2022 05:10

'If you want to bowl a strike, the optimal place is almost certainly inside a bowling alley, although with a little luck any establishment uphill from one could also work.'

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13 Dec 2022 04:10

'A hydroelectric dam is also known as a heavy water reactor.'

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10 Dec 2022 06:50

'The Earth is, on average, located in the habitable zone, but at any given time it has a certain probability of being outside it, which is why life exists on Earth but is mortal.'

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07 Dec 2022 20:10

'If you ever see the † dagger symbol with no unmatched footnote, it means the writer is saying the phrase while threatening you with a dagger.'

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05 Dec 2022 21:15

'I adopted a cat that weighs 12 solar masses. Laser pointers love chasing it.'

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06 Jan 2023 21:45

2721. "Euler Diagrams"

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04 Jan 2023 23:15

2720. "Biology vs Robotics"

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03 Jan 2023 02:35

2719. "Hydrogen Isotopes"

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30 Dec 2022 22:10

2718. "New Year's Eve 2023"

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27 Dec 2022 20:00

2717. "L6 Lagrange Point"

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26 Dec 2022 23:00

2716. "Game Night Ordering"

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23 Dec 2022 12:50

2715. "Pando"

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21 Dec 2022 20:45

2714. "Cold Complaints"

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20 Dec 2022 04:30

2713. "Data Point"

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16 Dec 2022 23:20

2712. "Gravity"

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15 Dec 2022 05:10

2711. "Optimal Bowling"

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13 Dec 2022 04:10

2710. "Hydropower Breakthrough"

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10 Dec 2022 06:50

2709. "Solar System Model"

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07 Dec 2022 20:10

2708. "Mystery Asterisk Destination"

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05 Dec 2022 21:15

2707. "Astronomy Numbers"