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18 Apr 2023 06:40

'Later renouncing clickbait, Einstein called his inclusion of cosmological content in general relativity the biggest blunder of his career.'

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14 Apr 2023 15:50

'The E's wedding invitation definitely used the word LOVE more times than was strictly necessary.'

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13 Apr 2023 02:15

'Even if a planet is lucky enough to have a stable orbit that weaves between the spikes, the seasons get weird whenever it passes close to them.'

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11 Apr 2023 05:05

'There's a version that shows the planets with no cropping, but it's hard to find a display that supports it.'

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08 Apr 2023 04:40

'Nowadays the only ones left that do anything are turtles.'

xkcd

06 Apr 2023 04:40

''Lever' was originally an acronym for Load Emplification by the Vimulated Emission of Radiation.'

xkcd

04 Apr 2023 00:25

'When an Ur guy / sells Nanni things / but the copper's bad, / He simply records his complaint for all time / "I got a bad deal / I'm maaaaad"'

xkcd

01 Apr 2023 00:25

'"Hi, what you do is fly over a designated zone and detach the--" "WE'RE SORRY, THE MOBILE CUSTOMER YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH IS OUT OF SERVICE"'

xkcd

29 Mar 2023 20:45

''So how DID you go from working at the employment records office to becoming president of MIT and CEO of IBM?' 'I guess I just have an eye for opportunities.''

xkcd

27 Mar 2023 18:15

'Subgroup analysis is ongoing.'

xkcd

25 Mar 2023 02:10

'Small sewing machines are sewing machines that are smaller than a sewing machine. A sewing machine is larger than a small sewing machine, but quieter than a loud sewing machine.'

xkcd

23 Mar 2023 03:55

'It maintains odor levels in a normal familiar range, so if you open the windows and the air gets too fresh, it filters it through some dirty laundry samples to compensate.'

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20 Mar 2023 23:20

'The US uses hollowed-out salt domes to store the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, and non-hollowed-out ones to store the Strategic Salt Reserve.'

xkcd

17 Mar 2023 19:55

'My bracket has 76 trombones led by John Philip Sousa facing off against thousands of emperor penguins led by Morgan Freeman.'

xkcd

15 Mar 2023 20:00

'We'll turn the asteroid belt into ball bearings to go between different rings orbiting at different speeds.'

xkcd

18 Apr 2023 06:40

2764. "Cosmological Nostalgia Content"

xkcd

14 Apr 2023 15:50

2763. "Linguistics Gossip"

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13 Apr 2023 02:15

2762. "Diffraction Spikes"

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11 Apr 2023 05:05

2761. "1-to-1 Scale"

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08 Apr 2023 04:40

2760. "Paleontology Museum"

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06 Apr 2023 04:40

2759. "Easily Confused Acronyms"

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04 Apr 2023 00:25

2758. "My Favorite Things"

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01 Apr 2023 00:25

2757. "Towed Message"

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29 Mar 2023 20:45

2756. "Qualifications"

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27 Mar 2023 18:15

2755. "Effect Size"

xkcd

25 Mar 2023 02:10

2754. "Relative Terms"

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23 Mar 2023 03:55

2753. "Air Handler"

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20 Mar 2023 23:20

2752. "Salt Dome"

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17 Mar 2023 19:55

2751. "March Madness"

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15 Mar 2023 20:00

2750. "Flatten the Planets"