xkcd

23 May 2023 05:05

'Tau Ceti is farther away, so it took me 36 years to start the war over updog.'

xkcd

20 May 2023 02:50

'My connection to it goes way back, to my early days, when I was just a cloud of primordial hydrogen collapsing in the darkness of space.'

xkcd

18 May 2023 01:50

'Party Mode also enables the feature, but reverses the slider.'

xkcd

16 May 2023 00:10

'They often use ball lenses to collect light at the ends of optical fibers, so when you look stuff up on the internet you're actually scrying through a crystal ball.'

xkcd

12 May 2023 16:35

'ADDITIONAL NOTES: Fixed a bug that caused some rocks to generate virtually infinite heat while just sitting there.'

xkcd

10 May 2023 22:25

'I don't understand why anyone would pay full price for a flatbed truck rental when you can buy 'DETOUR' signs online for like $10.'

xkcd

08 May 2023 19:55

'This rumpled fabric at the corner looks like evidence of ongoing tectonic activity.'

xkcd

06 May 2023 01:35

'[Below] On this site on May 12th, 2023, I finally learned how to use the masonry bit for my drill.'

xkcd

04 May 2023 05:35

''Your chitin armor is no match for our iron-tipped stingers! Better go hide in your jars!' --common playground taunt'

xkcd

01 May 2023 14:00

'Using a reflective wall in a game to give one shot two chances to hit is called a double-tapetum lucidum.'

xkcd

28 April 2023 23:55

'"The Venn diagram of the sun and the moon is a circle." --someone being snarky at totality'

xkcd

27 April 2023 05:45

'Yeah, my math teacher back in high school set up the system to try to teach us something or other, but the 100% rate was unbelievably good, so I engineered a hostile takeover of his bank and now use it to make extra cash on the side.'

xkcd

25 April 2023 03:30

'It says to cut the onions into 1/4" slices, but I'd better correct for length contraction.'

xkcd

22 April 2023 14:10

'The government has been trying to sell off the Federal Helium Reserve for a few years now, but the sale has been on hold while they try to figure out how to explain this situation to buyers.'

xkcd

20 April 2023 18:45

'Gotta go fastescape_speed.png'

xkcd

23 May 2023 05:05

2779. "Exoplanet High-5"

xkcd

20 May 2023 02:50

2778. "Cuisine"

xkcd

18 May 2023 01:50

2777. "Noise Filter"

xkcd

16 May 2023 00:10

2776. "Crystal Ball"

xkcd

12 May 2023 16:35

2775. "Siphon"

xkcd

10 May 2023 22:25

2774. "Taxiing"

xkcd

08 May 2023 19:55

2773. "Planetary Scientist"

xkcd

06 May 2023 01:35

2772. "Commemorative Plaque"

xkcd

04 May 2023 05:35

2771. "College Knowledge"

xkcd

01 May 2023 14:00

2770. "Tapetum Lucidum"

xkcd

28 April 2023 23:55

2769. "Overlapping Circles"

xkcd

27 April 2023 05:45

2768. "Definition of e"

xkcd

25 April 2023 03:30

2767. "Recipe Relativity"

xkcd

22 April 2023 14:10

2766. "Helium Reserve"

xkcd

20 April 2023 18:45

2765. "Escape Speed"