xkcd

09 Sep 2023 04:30

'It can be expensive to hire a professional spectroscopist for your wedding, but the quality of the spectra you get is worth it.'

xkcd

06 Sep 2023 20:25

'Of course in reality this is just a US/UK thing; in British English, 'fall' is the brief period in between and 'autumn' is the main season.'

xkcd

05 Sep 2023 02:25

'Escape Artist Frees Self From Conversation With Pickup Artist'

xkcd

02 Sep 2023 03:20

'The two best reasons to get into fossils are booping trilobites and getting to say the word "fossiliferous" a lot.'

xkcd

31 Aug 2023 03:35

'Hi all, just replying to loop in *@outlook.com and *@yahoo.com.'

xkcd

29 Aug 2023 04:15

'Of course you get an ice cream cone for the swimmer too! You're not a monster.'

xkcd

26 Aug 2023 04:15

'An apple fell on Isaac Newton's head and gave him the idea that the moon might be a tasty apple, though this turned out not to be true--the Apollo program eventually determined that it was just a desolate and bland Red Delicious.'

xkcd

23 Aug 2023 20:25

'I pronounce the 'u' in 'pronunciation' like in 'putting' but the 'ou' in 'pronounce' like in 'wound'.'

xkcd

22 Aug 2023 04:00

'A circle with an A in it means that the circuit has committed a sin and has been marked as punishment.'

xkcd

18 Aug 2023 22:05

'They tried to report me to the authorities, but because I had the device they couldn't charge me.'

xkcd

16 Aug 2023 22:40

'The best place to be for a hug eclipse is a scenic natural area with good views and few clouds. The worst place to be is the lunar surface.'

xkcd

14 Aug 2023 22:20

'I'm glad modern car washes use synthetic baleen, instead of harvesting it from whales like 1800s car washes did.'

xkcd

11 Aug 2023 16:30

'When speaking out loud, you can can call it the 'Perseids meatier shower' and no one will ever know. (If you do get caught somehow, just tell them to Google the 'Kentucky meat shower' and that will distract them while you escape.)'

xkcd

09 Aug 2023 20:40

'FYI: The 'drop, cover, and hold on' advice only applies to earthquakes. If you encounter a mountain lion, you should absolutely not drop to the ground, crawl under it, and hold on to one of its legs.'

xkcd

08 Aug 2023 03:25

'Getting the utility people to run transmission lines to Earth is expensive, but it will pay for itself in no time.'

xkcd

09 Sep 2023 04:30

2826. "Gold"

xkcd

06 Sep 2023 20:25

2825. "Autumn and Fall"

xkcd

05 Sep 2023 02:25

2824. "Abstract Pickup"

xkcd

02 Sep 2023 03:20

2823. "Fossil"

xkcd

31 Aug 2023 03:35

2822. "*@gmail.com"

xkcd

29 Aug 2023 04:15

2821. "Path Minimization"

xkcd

26 Aug 2023 04:15

2820. "Inspiration"

xkcd

23 Aug 2023 20:25

2819. "Pronunciation"

xkcd

22 Aug 2023 04:00

2818. "Circuit Symbols"

xkcd

18 Aug 2023 22:05

2817. "Electron Holes"

xkcd

16 Aug 2023 22:40

2816. "Types of Solar Eclipse"

xkcd

14 Aug 2023 22:20

2815. "Car Wash"

xkcd

11 Aug 2023 16:30

2814. "Perseids Pronunciation"

xkcd

09 Aug 2023 20:40

2813. "What To Do"

xkcd

08 Aug 2023 03:25

2812. "Solar Panel Placement"