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31 Jan 2024 16:10

2888. "US Survey Foot"

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29 Jan 2024 20:00

2887. "Minnesota"

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27 Jan 2024 02:55

2886. "Fast Radio Bursts"

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24 Jan 2024 13:55

2885. "Spelling"

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22 Jan 2024 20:05

2884. "Log Alignment"

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20 Jan 2024 04:05

2883. "Astronaut Guests"

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17 Jan 2024 23:45

2882. "Net Rotations"

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16 Jan 2024 06:15

2881. "Bug Thread"

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12 Jan 2024 21:40

2880. "Sheet Bend"

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11 Jan 2024 03:45

2879. "Like This One"

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08 Jan 2024 13:40

2878. "Supernova"

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05 Jan 2024 21:15

2877. "Fever"

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03 Jan 2024 15:55

2876. "Range Safety"

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01 Jan 2024 22:50

2875. "2024"

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30 Dec 2023 00:45

2874. "Iceland"

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29 Jan 2024 20:00

'In addition to 'squishy', after reviewing my submitted intraplate ground motion data, the National Geodetic Survey has politely asked me to stop using the word 'supple' so often when describing Midwestern states.'

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27 Jan 2024 02:55

'Dr. Petroff has also shown that the Higgs boson signal was actually sparks from someone microwaving grapes, the EHT black hole photo was a frozen bagel someone left in too long, and the LIGO detection was just someone slamming the microwave door too hard.'

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24 Jan 2024 13:55

'Any time I misspell a word it's just because I have too much integrity to copy answers from the dictionary.'

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22 Jan 2024 20:05

'A video can have a log scale that's misaligned with both the time AND space axes.'

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20 Jan 2024 04:05

'They didn't bring us a gift, but considering the kinetic energy of a bottle of wine at orbital speed, that's probably for the best.'

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17 Jan 2024 23:45

'For decades I've been working off the accumulated rotation from one long afternoon on a merry-go-round when I was eight.'

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16 Jan 2024 06:15

'After some account issues, we've added 6 new people from the beach house rental website support forum.'

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12 Jan 2024 21:40

'A left-handed sheet bend creates a much weaker connection, especially under moderate loads.'

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11 Jan 2024 03:45

'A lot of sentences undergo startling shifts in mood if you add 'like this one' to the end, but high on the list is 'I'm a neurologist studying dreams.''

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08 Jan 2024 13:40

'They're a little cagey about exactly where the crossover point lies relative to the likelihood of devastating effects on the planet.'

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05 Jan 2024 21:15

'Hypothermia of below 98.6 K should be treated by leaving the giant molecular cloud and moving to the vicinity of a star.'

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03 Jan 2024 15:55

'The Range Mischief Officer has modified the trajectory to add a single random spin somewhere in the flight, but won't tell us where.'

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01 Jan 2024 22:50

'It wasn't originally constitutionally required, but presidents who served two terms have traditionally followed George Washington's example and gotten false teeth.'

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30 Dec 2023 00:45

'The HVAC bill for installing the Gulf Stream was enormous.'

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27 Dec 2023 20:35

'High-speed collisions at the Baby Park track may support the hypothesis that Daisy is her own evil twin, a theory first suggested by Nintendo in the game Majorana's Mask.'