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06 Mar 2024 22:20

2903. "Earth/Venus Venn Diagram"

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04 Mar 2024 23:40

2902. "Ice Core"

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02 Mar 2024 00:25

2901. "Geographic Qualifiers"

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29 Feb 2024 06:40

2900. "Call My Cell"

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26 Feb 2024 18:45

2899. "Goodhart's Law"

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24 Feb 2024 03:10

2898. "Orbital Argument"

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21 Feb 2024 16:30

2897. "Light Leap Years"

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19 Feb 2024 23:20

2896. "Crossword Constructors"

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17 Feb 2024 05:50

2895. "Treasure Chests"

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14 Feb 2024 20:10

2894. "Research Account"

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13 Feb 2024 01:05

2893. "Sphere Tastiness"

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09 Feb 2024 17:35

2892. "Banana Prices"

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07 Feb 2024 20:40

2891. "Log Cabin"

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05 Feb 2024 18:40

2890. "Relationship Advice"

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02 Feb 2024 18:55

2889. "Greenhouse Effect"

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04 Mar 2024 23:40

'If you find an ash deposition layer from a year in which an eruption destroyed an island that had Camellia sinensis growing on it, you can make a Gone Island Ice_τ.'

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02 Mar 2024 00:25

''Thank you for the loveliest evening I've ever had...' [normal] '...east of the Mississippi.' [instant intrigue!]'

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29 Feb 2024 06:40

''Hey, can you call my cell?' '...I'm trying, but it says this number is blocked?' 'Ok, thanks, just checking.''

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26 Feb 2024 18:45

'[later] I'm pleased to report we're now identifying and replacing hundreds of outdated metrics per hour.'

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24 Feb 2024 03:10

'"Some people say light is waves, and some say it's particles, so I bet light is some in-between thing that's both wave and particle depending on how you look at it. Am I right?" "YES, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE!"'

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21 Feb 2024 16:30

'When Pope Gregory XIII briefly shortened the light-year in 1582, it led to navigational chaos and the loss of several Papal starships.'

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19 Feb 2024 23:20

'Also, we would really appreciate it if you could prominently refer to it as an 'eHit'.'

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17 Feb 2024 05:50

'[earlier] "Your vintage-style handmade chest business is struggling. But I have a plan."'

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14 Feb 2024 20:10

'Focus of your research: EXTREME PETTINESS AND UNWILLINGNESS TO LET ANYTHING GO'

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13 Feb 2024 01:05

'Baseballs do present a challenge to this theory, but I'm convinced we just haven't found the right seasoning.'

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09 Feb 2024 17:35

'It's a linear extrapolation, Michael. How big could the error be? 10%?'

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07 Feb 2024 20:40

'I'm sure the building inspectors will approve my design once they finally manage to escape.'

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05 Feb 2024 18:40

'Good to be a little wary of advice that sounds too much like a self pep talk.'

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02 Feb 2024 18:55

'Once he had the answer, Arrhenius complained to his friends that he'd "wasted over a full year" doing tedious calculations by hand about "so trifling a matter" as hypothetical CO2 concentrations in far-off eras (quoted in Crawford, 1997).'

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31 Jan 2024 16:10

'Subway refuses to answer my questions about whether it's an International Footlong or a US Survey Footlong. A milligram of sandwich is at stake!'