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20 Nov 2017 13:50

'You also refuse to buy Cisco products because you hate the Thong Song, O. Henry, Deep Space Nine, freshwater whitefish, teenaged Incan emperors, Brak's brother, and vegetable-based shortening.'

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17 Nov 2017 06:05

'No, wait, come back! I want to be friends at you!'

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15 Nov 2017 06:05

'There's a supposed Mark Twain quote, "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco." It isn't really by Mark Twain, but I don't know who said it—I just know they've never been to McMurdo Station.'

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13 Nov 2017 13:35

'"...just got back and didn't see your message until just now. Sorry! -- TIME THIS MESSAGE SAT HALF-FINISHED IN DRAFTS FOLDER: 3 days, 2 hours, 45 minutes."'

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10 Nov 2017 06:05

'When we started distributing special status tokens that signify which people are important enough to join an elite group, we never could have imagined we might be creating some problems down the line.'

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08 Nov 2017 16:45

'If you want in on the fun, map a key on your keyboard to the sequence U+0041 U+0020 U+FFFD (or U+0021 U+0020 U+FFFD for the exclamation point version), and then no update can never take this away from you.'

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06 Nov 2017 06:05

'Your problem is so terrible, I worry that, if I help you, I risk drawing the attention of whatever god of technology inflicted it on you.'

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03 Nov 2017 15:10

'NO DRAMA ZONE -> If I've made you sad, you'd better not tell me, because I am TERRIFIED of that situation and have NO IDEA how to handle it.'

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01 Nov 2017 16:20

'Where I live, one of the most common categories of sky object without a weird obsessive spotting community is "lost birthday party balloons," so that might be a good choice—although you risk angering the marine wildlife people, and they have sharks.'

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30 Oct 2017 17:00

'I spent a long time thinking about how to design a system for long-term organization and storage of subject-specific informational resources without needing ongoing work from the experts who created them, only to realized I'd just reinvented libraries.'

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27 Oct 2017 17:35

'I should make a list of all the things I could be trying to optimize, prioritized by ... well, I guess there are a few different variables I could use. I'll create a spreadsheet ...'

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25 Oct 2017 17:30

'It also helps with negotiation. "Look, if it were up to me, *I'd* accept your offer, but my swarm of autonomous killer cells literally can't be reasoned with. It's out of my hands!"'

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23 Oct 2017 17:30

'I started off with countless problems. But now I know, thanks to COUNT(), that I have "#REF! ERROR: Circular dependency detected" problems.'

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20 Oct 2017 06:05

'If you want to evenly space them, it's easiest to alternate between the Arctic and Antarctic. Some people just go to the Arctic twice, near the equinoxes so the visits are almost 6 months apart, but it's not the same.'

xkcd

18 Oct 2017 15:20

'The 1919 Great Boston Molasses Flood remained the deadliest confectionery containment accident until the Canadian Space Agency's 2031 orbital maple syrup delivery disaster.'

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20 Nov 2017 13:50

1918. "NEXUS"

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17 Nov 2017 06:05

1917. "How to Make Friends"

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15 Nov 2017 06:05

1916. "Temperature Preferences"

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13 Nov 2017 13:35

1915. "Nightmare Email Feature"

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10 Nov 2017 06:05

1914. "Twitter Verification"

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08 Nov 2017 16:45

1913. "A �"

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06 Nov 2017 06:05

1912. "Thermostat"

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03 Nov 2017 15:10

1911. "Defensive Profile"

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01 Nov 2017 16:20

1910. "Sky Spotters"

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30 Oct 2017 17:00

1909. "Digital Resource Lifespan"

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27 Oct 2017 17:35

1908. "Credit Card Rewards"

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25 Oct 2017 17:30

1907. "Immune System"

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23 Oct 2017 17:30

1906. "Making Progress"

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20 Oct 2017 06:05

1905. "Cast Iron Pan"

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18 Oct 2017 15:20

1904. "Research Risks"