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05 Jun 2017 17:10

1846. "Drone Problems"

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02 Jun 2017 06:05

1845. "State Word Map"

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31 May 2017 15:55

1844. "Voting Systems"

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29 May 2017 14:45

1843. "Opening Crawl"

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26 May 2017 06:05

1842. "Anti-Drone Eagles"

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24 May 2017 16:00

1841. "Who?"

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22 May 2017 15:55

1840. "Genetic Testing Results"

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19 May 2017 06:25

1839. "Doctor Visit"

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17 May 2017 06:40

1838. "Machine Learning"

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15 May 2017 09:10

1837. "Rental Car"

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12 May 2017 07:50

1836. "Okeanos"

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10 May 2017 06:05

1835. "Random Obsessions"

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08 May 2017 06:05

1834. "Lunch Order"

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05 May 2017 14:15

1833. "Code Quality 3"

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03 May 2017 15:05

1832. "Photo Library Management"

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02 Jun 2017 06:05

'The top search for every state is PORN, except Florida, where it's SEX PORN.'

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31 May 2017 15:55

'Kenneth Arrow hated me because the ordering of my preferences changes based on which voting systems have what level of support. But it tells me a lot about the people I'm going to be voting with!'

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29 May 2017 14:45

'Using a classic Timothy Zahn EU/Legends novel is bad enough, but at least the style and setting aren't too far off. If you really want to mess with people, try using Splinter of the Mind's Eye.'

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26 May 2017 06:05

'It's cool, it's totally ethical--they're all programmed to hunt whichever bird of prey is most numerous at the moment, so they leave the endangered ones alone until near the end.'

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24 May 2017 16:00

'Gonna feel even dumber when I realize that all this time he's been talking into a bluetooth thingy and we're not actually friends.'

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22 May 2017 15:55

'That's very exciting! The bad news is that it's a risk factor for a lot of things.'

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19 May 2017 06:25

'According to these blood tests, you're like 30% cereal.'

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17 May 2017 06:40

'The pile gets soaked with data and starts to get mushy over time, so it's technically recurrent.'

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15 May 2017 09:10

'Technically, both cars are haunted, but the murder ghosts can't stand listening to the broken GPS for more than a few minutes.'

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12 May 2017 07:50

'WHEN I WAS ON A BOAT I DROPPED MY PHONE CAN U LOOK FOR IT'

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10 May 2017 06:05

'I take the view that "open-faced sandwiches" are not sandwiches, but all other physical objects are.'

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08 May 2017 06:05

'GO FOR LUNCH, REPEAT, GO FOR LUNCH.'

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05 May 2017 14:15

'It's like a half-solved cryptogram where the solution is a piece of FORTH code written by someone who doesn't know FORTH.'

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03 May 2017 15:05

'A good lifehack is to use messy and unstable systems to organize your photos. That way, every five years or so it becomes obsolete and/or collapses, and you have to open it up and pick only your favorite pictures to salvage.'

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01 May 2017 14:55

'"We TOLD you it was hard." "Yeah, but now that I'VE tried, we KNOW it's hard."'