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09 Aug 2017 15:20

1874. "Geologic Faults"

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07 Aug 2017 16:35

1873. "Email Reply"

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04 Aug 2017 14:35

1872. "Backup Batteries"

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02 Aug 2017 15:05

1871. "Bun Alert"

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31 Jul 2017 18:55

1870. "Emoji Movie Reviews"

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28 Jul 2017 06:05

1869. "Positive and Negative Reviews"

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26 Jul 2017 17:50

1868. "Eclipse Flights"

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24 Jul 2017 06:05

1867. "Physics Confession"

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21 Jul 2017 06:05

1866. "Russell's Teapot"

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19 Jul 2017 06:05

1865. "Wifi vs Cellular"

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17 Jul 2017 08:30

1864. "City Nicknames"

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14 Jul 2017 15:10

1863. "Screenshots"

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12 Jul 2017 16:45

1862. "Particle Properties"

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10 Jul 2017 17:25

1861. "Quantum"

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07 Jul 2017 17:35

1860. "Communicating"

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07 Aug 2017 16:35

'I would be honored, but I know I don't belong in your network. The person you invited was someone who had not yet inflicted this two-year ordeal upon you. I'm no longer that person.'

xkcd

04 Aug 2017 14:35

'If it falls below 20% full, my bag turns red and I start to panic.'

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02 Aug 2017 15:05

'Since buns range from crepuscular to nocturnal, it's recommended that you enable the scheduled "Do Not Disturb" mode on your phone to avoid being woken by alerts about Night Buns.'

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31 Jul 2017 18:55

'There's this idea that emoji are bad for communication because they replace ambiguity and nuance with a limited set of preselected emotions, but it doesn't really survive a collision with real-world usage of the thinking face or upside-down smiley.'

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28 Jul 2017 06:05

'This restaurant is great! I was feeling really sick, but then I ate there and felt better!'

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26 Jul 2017 17:50

'The captain has turned on the 'fasten seat belt' sign.'

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24 Jul 2017 06:05

'"You know lightning, right? When electric charge builds up in a cloud and then discharges in a giant spark? Ask me why that happens." "Why does tha--" "No clue. We think it's related to the hair thing."'

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21 Jul 2017 06:05

'Unfortunately, NASA regulations state that Bertrand Russell-related payloads can only be launched within launch vehicles which do not launch themselves.'

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19 Jul 2017 06:05

'According to the cable company reps who keep calling me, it's because I haven't upgraded to the XTREME GIGABAND PANAMAX FLAVOR-BLASTED PRO PACKAGE WITH HBO, which is only $5 more per month for the first 6 months and five billion dollars per month after that.'

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17 Jul 2017 08:30

'This place has so many demonyms. Northlanders. Fair Folk. Honey Barons. Lake Dwellers. Treasurers. Swamp Watchers. Dream Farmers. Wellfolk. Rockeaters. Forgotten Royals. Remote Clients. Barrow-Clerks. The People of Land and Sky.'

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14 Jul 2017 15:10

'For the final exam, you take a screenshot showing off all the work you've done in the class, and it has to survive being uploaded, thumbnailed, and re-screenshotted through a chain of social media sites.'

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12 Jul 2017 16:45

'Each particle also has a password which allows its properties to be changed, but the cosmic censorship hypothesis suggests we can never observe the password itself—only its secure hash.'

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10 Jul 2017 17:25

'If you draw a diagonal line from lower left to upper right, that's the ICP 'Miracles' axis.'

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07 Jul 2017 17:35

'You're saying that the responsibility for avoiding miscommunication lies entirely with the listener, not the speaker, which explains why you haven't been able to convince anyone to help you down from that wall.'

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05 Jul 2017 15:45

'I heard they might make the wild card game, which would be cool. Do you know when that is? I have a wedding next weekend, but if it's after that we could try to go!'