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14 Aug 2017 17:55

1876. "Eclipse Searches"

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11 Aug 2017 17:40

1875. "Computers vs Humans"

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09 Aug 2017 15:20

1874. "Geologic Faults"

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07 Aug 2017 16:35

1873. "Email Reply"

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04 Aug 2017 14:35

1872. "Backup Batteries"

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02 Aug 2017 15:05

1871. "Bun Alert"

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31 Jul 2017 18:55

1870. "Emoji Movie Reviews"

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28 Jul 2017 06:05

1869. "Positive and Negative Reviews"

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26 Jul 2017 17:50

1868. "Eclipse Flights"

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24 Jul 2017 06:05

1867. "Physics Confession"

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21 Jul 2017 06:05

1866. "Russell's Teapot"

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19 Jul 2017 06:05

1865. "Wifi vs Cellular"

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17 Jul 2017 08:30

1864. "City Nicknames"

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14 Jul 2017 15:10

1863. "Screenshots"

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12 Jul 2017 16:45

1862. "Particle Properties"

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11 Aug 2017 17:40

'It's hard to train deep learning algorithms when most of the positive feedback they get is sarcastic.'

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09 Aug 2017 15:20

'I live on a torn-bag-of-potato-chips-where-the-tear-is-rapidly-growing fault, which is terrifying.'

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07 Aug 2017 16:35

'I would be honored, but I know I don't belong in your network. The person you invited was someone who had not yet inflicted this two-year ordeal upon you. I'm no longer that person.'

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04 Aug 2017 14:35

'If it falls below 20% full, my bag turns red and I start to panic.'

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02 Aug 2017 15:05

'Since buns range from crepuscular to nocturnal, it's recommended that you enable the scheduled "Do Not Disturb" mode on your phone to avoid being woken by alerts about Night Buns.'

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31 Jul 2017 18:55

'There's this idea that emoji are bad for communication because they replace ambiguity and nuance with a limited set of preselected emotions, but it doesn't really survive a collision with real-world usage of the thinking face or upside-down smiley.'

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28 Jul 2017 06:05

'This restaurant is great! I was feeling really sick, but then I ate there and felt better!'

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26 Jul 2017 17:50

'The captain has turned on the 'fasten seat belt' sign.'

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24 Jul 2017 06:05

'"You know lightning, right? When electric charge builds up in a cloud and then discharges in a giant spark? Ask me why that happens." "Why does tha--" "No clue. We think it's related to the hair thing."'

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21 Jul 2017 06:05

'Unfortunately, NASA regulations state that Bertrand Russell-related payloads can only be launched within launch vehicles which do not launch themselves.'

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19 Jul 2017 06:05

'According to the cable company reps who keep calling me, it's because I haven't upgraded to the XTREME GIGABAND PANAMAX FLAVOR-BLASTED PRO PACKAGE WITH HBO, which is only $5 more per month for the first 6 months and five billion dollars per month after that.'

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17 Jul 2017 08:30

'This place has so many demonyms. Northlanders. Fair Folk. Honey Barons. Lake Dwellers. Treasurers. Swamp Watchers. Dream Farmers. Wellfolk. Rockeaters. Forgotten Royals. Remote Clients. Barrow-Clerks. The People of Land and Sky.'

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14 Jul 2017 15:10

'For the final exam, you take a screenshot showing off all the work you've done in the class, and it has to survive being uploaded, thumbnailed, and re-screenshotted through a chain of social media sites.'

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12 Jul 2017 16:45

'Each particle also has a password which allows its properties to be changed, but the cosmic censorship hypothesis suggests we can never observe the password itself—only its secure hash.'

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10 Jul 2017 17:25

'If you draw a diagonal line from lower left to upper right, that's the ICP 'Miracles' axis.'