xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:30

''Which one?' 'I dunno, it's your house. Just check each object.' 'Check it for *what*?' 'Whether it looks like it might have touched a paper towel at some point and then forgotten to let go.' '...' 'You can also Google to learn how to check which things are using which resources.' 'You know, I'll just leave the towel there and try again tomorrow.''

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:25

'The third row will probably have to wait until 2034, and maybe longer. If I see a daytime supernova, I'll replace the meteor storm with that and consider it 3/3.'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:20

'Over the years I've decided I'd rather have them on than not, but I'm glad there aren't "has opened a blank note to compose a reply to you" notifications.'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:15

'I'm in talks with Netflix to produce an alternate-universe crime drama about the world where sliced bread was never re-legalized, but it's going slowly because they keep changing their phone numbers and the door lock codes at their headquarters.'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:10

'Our new video ad campaign has our product's name shouted in the first 500 milliseconds, so we can reach the people in adjacent rooms while the viewer is still turning down the volume.'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:05

'Someday, some big historical event will happen during the DST changeover, and all the tick-tock articles chronicling how it unfolded will have to include a really annoying explanation next to their timelines.'

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:02

Public Service Announcement:

Due to a recent server migration and brain malfunction, I forgot to transfer the @xkcdchannel scripts to my new server. It should be working again. The missing comics will arrive soon (in intervals of 5 minutes).

I will send those missing comics without notification for today. After that, everything *should* be fine.

TL;DR: I broke things, then I fixed things. Sorry!

xkcd

28 Aug 2017 12:35

1882. "Color Models"

xkcd

25 Aug 2017 11:25

1881. "Drone Training"

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23 Aug 2017 12:10

1880. "Eclipse Review"

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21 Aug 2017 06:05

1879. "Eclipse Birds"

xkcd

18 Aug 2017 16:10

1878. "Earth Orbital Diagram"

xkcd

16 Aug 2017 15:10

1877. "Eclipse Science"

xkcd

14 Aug 2017 17:55

1876. "Eclipse Searches"

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11 Aug 2017 17:40

1875. "Computers vs Humans"

xkcd

19 Sep 2017 22:30

1888. "Still in Use"

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19 Sep 2017 22:25

1887. "Two Down, One to Go"

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19 Sep 2017 22:20

1886. "Typing Notifications"

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19 Sep 2017 22:15

1885. "Ensemble Model"

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19 Sep 2017 22:10

1884. "Ringer Volume/Media Volume"

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19 Sep 2017 22:05

1883. "Supervillain Plan"

xkcd

28 Aug 2017 12:35

'What if what *I* see as blue, *you* see as a slightly different blue because you're using Chrome instead of Firefox and despite a decade of messing with profiles we STILL can't get this right somehow.'

xkcd

25 Aug 2017 11:25

'The joke will be on him in a few weeks when animal control shows up and takes custody of his Roomba.'

xkcd

23 Aug 2017 12:10

'I watched from a beautiful nature reserve in central Missouri, and it was--without exaggeration--the coolest thing I've ever seen.'

xkcd

21 Aug 2017 06:05

''Hey! Put her down!' 'No, it's ok! The next chance for me to be carried to a blood cauldron isn't until 2024!''

xkcd

18 Aug 2017 16:10

'You shouldn't look directly at a partial eclipse because of the damage that can be caused by improperly aligning the solar-lunar orbital plane with the orbital bones around your eye.'

xkcd

16 Aug 2017 15:10

'I was thinking of observing stars to verify Einstein's theory of relativity again, but I gotta say, that thing is looking pretty solid at this point.'

xkcd

14 Aug 2017 17:55

'There were traffic jams for the eclipses in 1970 and 1979, and that was *before* we had the potential for overnight viral social media frenzies.'

xkcd

11 Aug 2017 17:40

'It's hard to train deep learning algorithms when most of the positive feedback they get is sarcastic.'

xkcd

09 Aug 2017 15:20

'I live on a torn-bag-of-potato-chips-where-the-tear-is-rapidly-growing fault, which is terrifying.'