xkcd

30 January 2023 14:40

'According to my especially unsupervised K-means clustering algorithm, there are currently about 8 billion types of people in the world.'

xkcd

27 January 2023 14:00

'Surely (no one/everyone) will (recognize how flexible and useful this architecture is/spend a huge amount of effort painstakingly preserving and updating this garbage I wrote in 20 minutes)'

xkcd

25 January 2023 21:00

'I'll take mine on the rocks, no ice.'

xkcd

24 January 2023 06:10

'I just think lane markers should follow the local magnetic declination.'

xkcd

21 January 2023 02:50

'At least there's a general understanding all around that Doctor Who is its own thing.'

xkcd

19 January 2023 02:50

'If you think THAT'S unethical, you should see the stuff we approved via our Placebo IRB.'

xkcd

17 January 2023 01:35

'Who can forget the early 2010s memes? 'You know you're a 90s kid if you remember the feeling of warm sunlight on your face.' 'Only 90s kids remember the dawn.''

xkcd

13 January 2023 16:50

'I guess the engineers who built my dishwasher MIGHT have some insight into how to load it, but instead of reading the booklet they gave me, it seems easier to experiment for years and then get in arguments so heated that I get banned from Quora.'

xkcd

11 January 2023 15:25

'Researchers claim to have synthesized six additional elements in the second row, temporarily named 'pentium' through 'unnilium'.'

xkcd

09 January 2023 23:25

'NOTE TO FUTURE ETYMONLINGUISTS: Our best guess is that 'blimp' is onomatopoeia. The 'B-Limp' thing is a folk etymology.'

xkcd

06 January 2023 21:45

'Things Leonhard Euler created ( most of math ( overlapping circle diagrams ) a cricket bowling machine ) Things John Venn created'

xkcd

04 January 2023 23:15

'Sorry, I've just always had these random things I don't like--like olives, or robots drilling holes in me without warning.'

xkcd

03 January 2023 02:35

'Oops, All Neutrons is also known as Neutral Quadrium, Nydnonen, and Goth Tritium.'

xkcd

30 December 2022 22:10

'[Earlier, at the eye doctor] 'No, for the last time, the numerals on the paper aren't my prescription, it's the shape I want you to make with the laser.''

xkcd

27 December 2022 20:00

'It's difficult to orbit L6 stably due to gravitational perturbation from Akron and Toledo.'

xkcd

30 January 2023 14:40

2731. "K-Means Clustering"

xkcd

27 January 2023 14:00

2730. "Code Lifespan"

xkcd

25 January 2023 21:00

2729. "Planet Killer Comet Margarita"

xkcd

24 January 2023 06:10

2728. "Lane Change Highway"

xkcd

21 January 2023 02:50

2727. "Runtime"

xkcd

19 January 2023 02:50

2726. "Methodology Trial"

xkcd

17 January 2023 01:35

2725. "Sunspot Cycle"

xkcd

13 January 2023 16:50

2724. "Washing Machine Settings"

xkcd

11 January 2023 15:25

2723. "Outdated Periodic Table"

xkcd

09 January 2023 23:25

2722. "Etymonline"

xkcd

06 January 2023 21:45

2721. "Euler Diagrams"

xkcd

04 January 2023 23:15

2720. "Biology vs Robotics"

xkcd

03 January 2023 02:35

2719. "Hydrogen Isotopes"

xkcd

30 December 2022 22:10

2718. "New Year's Eve 2023"

xkcd

27 December 2022 20:00

2717. "L6 Lagrange Point"