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15 July 2023 03:40

'I feel bad for Earth 2 and their shadowflies.'

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13 July 2023 09:30

'I actually kind of feel like John and Surf King wouldn't like each other, which is a lot to unpack.'

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10 July 2023 13:55

'It's just that I get nervous about heights.'

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08 July 2023 05:05

'When I began trying to form a new claim by stitching together these parts in such an unnatural way, some called me mad.'

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05 July 2023 23:15

'They're also refusing to fund my device that demonstrates uncontrolled hot fusion.'

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03 July 2023 19:05

'Slowly progressing from 'how do protons behave in relativistic collisions?' to 'what the heck are protons even doing when they're just sitting there?''

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30 June 2023 17:35

'Mars does get a good score on 'noise levels' and 'scenic views,' but the school district ranking isn't great; the only teacher--the Perseverance rover--is too busy with rock samples to teach more than the occasional weekend class.'

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26 January 2018 16:30

'There's a mountain lion nearby, but it didn't notice you because it's reading Facebook.'

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24 January 2018 14:50

'Ok, I've got it, just need to plug in my security key. Hmm, which way does the USB go? Nope, not that way. I'll just flip it and– OH JEEZ IT FELL INTO THE VENT.'

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22 January 2018 16:45

'The worst are graphs with qualitative, vaguely-labeled axes and very little actual data.'

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19 January 2018 06:05

'The retina is the exposed surface of the brain, so if you think about a pot of gold while looking at a rainbow, then there's one at BOTH ends.'

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17 January 2018 18:00

'"That's ... unsettling." "Yeah, those definitely don't sound like the normal drea– ＬＡＴＩＴＵＤＥ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＦＩＶＥ ＰＯＩＮＴ..." '

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15 January 2018 09:35

'"Since there's no ending quote mark, everything after this is part of my quote. —Randall Munroe'

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12 January 2018 06:30

'And to you, I leave my life-sized ice sculpture replica of the Pietà which was blessed by the Pope. You must never let it melt! Now, remember, all gifts must be removed from my estate within 24 hours.'

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10 January 2018 16:55

'There's data suggesting that this model may apply to deep-dish/thin-crust pizza. I've designed a thorough multi-year study to investigate this personally, but funding organizations keep denying my grant requests.'

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15 July 2023 03:40

2802. "Fireflies"

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13 July 2023 09:30

2801. "Contact Merge"

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10 July 2023 13:55

2800. "Down"

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08 July 2023 05:05

2799. "Frankenstein Claim Permutations"

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05 July 2023 23:15

2798. "Room Temperature"

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03 July 2023 19:05

2797. "Actual Progress"

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30 June 2023 17:35

2796. "Real Estate Analysis"

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26 January 2018 16:30

1947. "Night Sky"

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24 January 2018 14:50

1946. "Hawaii"

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22 January 2018 16:45

1945. "Scientific Paper Graph Quality"

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19 January 2018 06:05

1944. "The End of the Rainbow"

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17 January 2018 18:00

1943. "Universal Dreams"

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15 January 2018 09:35

1942. "Memorable Quotes"

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12 January 2018 06:30

1941. "Dying Gift"

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10 January 2018 16:55

1940. "The Food Size Cycle"