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26 Mar 2025 20:55

''Is it worth anything?' 'I dunno, is the answer to that question worth another $5?''

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24 Mar 2025 13:40

'Unfortunately, SawStart is one-use-only. Once started, the blade cannot be stopped, and must be replaced with a fresh blade while the running one is carefully disposed of.'

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21 Mar 2025 17:30

'This is the biggest breakthrough since astronomers noticed that the little crosshairs around red giant stars starting to burn helium are all the same size.'

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19 Mar 2025 20:40

'The biggest I've seen in a published source in the wild is an 80-fold error in a reported distance, which I think came from a series of at least three unit conversions and area/length misinterpretations.'

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17 Mar 2025 17:10

'I know having so many base pairs makes rebasing complicated, but you're in Bilateria, so shouldn't you at LEAST be better at using git head?'

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14 Mar 2025 16:45

'Under the 'has cleared its orbital neighborhood' and 'fuses hydrogen into helium' definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.'

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12 Mar 2025 19:50

'It does come at the small cost of a LOT more off-by-40-or-50 errors.'

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11 Mar 2025 05:00

'Update: The physics department has recruited an astronomer who studies meteor fireballs.'

xkcd

08 Mar 2025 02:55

'It seems wrong that Fruit by the Foot is only sold by weight or by number of rolls.'

xkcd

05 Mar 2025 18:55

'Your homeowner's insurance might cover it, but be sure to check the subductible.'

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04 Mar 2025 00:35

'Briefly set a new record for tallest human-made structure by getting my knit sweater snagged on the skydiving plane door as I jumped and not noticing until I'd landed.'

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28 Feb 2025 17:40

'The most awkward part is when you have to pause to put on your shoes before you continue rolling out the door.'

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26 Feb 2025 15:15

'2040s: RNA formed the basis for life each of the five known times it arose on the early Earth.'

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24 Feb 2025 19:20

'I can't get over the suspicion that all those viral pictures are photoshopped and 'Flemish' belongs in the lower right circle.'

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21 Feb 2025 18:20

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26 Mar 2025 20:55

3068. "Rock Identification"

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24 Mar 2025 13:40

3067. "SawStart"

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21 Mar 2025 17:30

3066. "Cosmic Distance Calibration"

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19 Mar 2025 20:40

3065. "Square Units"

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17 Mar 2025 17:10

3064. "Lungfish"

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14 Mar 2025 16:45

3063. "Planet Definitions"

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12 Mar 2025 19:50

3062. "Off By One"

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11 Mar 2025 05:00

3061. "Water Balloons"

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08 Mar 2025 02:55

3060. "Omniroll"

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05 Mar 2025 18:55

3059. "Water Damage"

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04 Mar 2025 00:35

3058. "Tall Structures"

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28 Feb 2025 17:40

3057. "Excusing Yourself"

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26 Feb 2025 15:15

3056. "RNA"

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24 Feb 2025 19:20

3055. "Giants"

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21 Feb 2025 18:20

3054. "Scream Cipher"