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08 August 2025 21:15

3126. "Disclaimer"

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06 August 2025 23:45

3125. "Snake-in-the-Box Problem"

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04 August 2025 22:40

3124. "Grounded"

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01 August 2025 18:20

3123. "Canon"

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30 July 2025 21:35

3122. "Bad Map Projection: Interrupted Spheres"

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28 July 2025 23:15

3121. "Kite Incident"

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25 July 2025 22:10

3120. "Geologic Periods"

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23 July 2025 21:15

3119. "Flettner Rotor"

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21 July 2025 17:45

3118. "iNaturalist Animals and Plants"

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19 July 2025 00:25

3117. "Replication Crisis"

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16 July 2025 23:50

3116. "Echo Chamber"

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15 July 2025 05:55

3115. "Unsolved Physics Problems"

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11 July 2025 18:55

3114. "Building a Fire"

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09 July 2025 22:05

3113. "Fix This Sign"

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07 July 2025 21:40

3112. "Geology Murder"

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06 August 2025 23:45

'Chemistry grad students have been spotted trying to lure campus squirrels into laundry hampers in the hope that it sparks inspiration.'

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04 August 2025 22:40

'We should have you at the gate in just under two hours--two and a half if we get pulled over.'

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01 August 2025 18:20

'Achilles was a mighty warrior, but his Achilles' heel was his heel.'

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30 July 2025 21:35

'During the most recent glacial maximum, it's believed that land bridges extended from the surfaces and connected several of the spheres together.'

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28 July 2025 23:15

'Detectives say the key to tracking down the source of the kites was a large wall map covered in thumbtacks and string. 'It's the first time that method has ever actually worked,' said a spokesperson.'

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25 July 2025 22:10

'Geologists claim it's because the earlier Cenozoic used to be called the Tertiary, but that's just a ruse to hide the secret third geologic period, between the Neogene and the Quaternary, that they won't tell us about.'

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23 July 2025 21:15

'"And in maritime news, the Coast Guard is on the scene today after an apparent collision between two lighthouses."'

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21 July 2025 17:45

'Washington, DC: Eastern gray squirrel, Amur honeysuckle. Puerto Rico: Crested anole, sea grape. US as a whole: Mallard, eastern poison ivy.'

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19 July 2025 00:25

'Maybe encouraging the publication of null results isn't enough--maybe we need a journal devoted to publishing results the study authors find personally annoying.'

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16 July 2025 23:50

'This is almost as bad as the time I signed up for a purely partisan fishing expedition.'

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15 July 2025 05:55

''Tin pest' makes more sense to me. Tin just doesn't want to be locked down in a shape like that. I get it. But why would any metal want to grow hair??'

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11 July 2025 18:55

'That was quicker than usual! The cabin's sprinkler system often makes it really hard to keep anything lit.'

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09 July 2025 22:05

'We're building on our earlier success getting web developers to pay to change the backslashes in our displayed payment URL to forward slashes.'

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07 July 2025 21:40

'After determining that his body was full of pipes carrying iron-rich fluid, our current theory is that the dagger-shaped object precipitated within the wound.'

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04 July 2025 17:10

'Low gravity can cause bone loss, so we're pleased to report that, since we initiated capsule motion, the number of bones in each crew member has been steadily increasing.'