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12 September 2025 22:30

3141. "Mantle Model"

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10 September 2025 18:05

3140. "Biology Department"

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08 September 2025 23:35

3139. "Chess Variant"

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06 September 2025 02:25

3138. "Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure"

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03 September 2025 23:20

3137. "Cursed Number"

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02 September 2025 06:40

3136. "Pull"

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30 August 2025 03:20

3135. "Sea Level"

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28 August 2025 03:45

3134. "Wavefunction Collapse"

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26 August 2025 06:00

3133. "Dual Roomba"

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22 August 2025 18:05

3132. "Coastline Similarity"

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20 August 2025 16:35

3131. "Cesium"

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18 August 2025 22:25

3130. "Predicament"

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15 August 2025 16:10

3129. "Archaeology Research"

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13 August 2025 18:05

3128. "Thread Meeting"

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11 August 2025 23:35

3127. "Where Babies Come From"

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10 September 2025 18:05

'Welcome to the Linguistics Department - It has been [2] [DAYS] since someone noticed that the Biology Department sign has a one-day-long singular/plural disagreement after it resets.'

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08 September 2025 23:35

'The draw-by-repetition rule does a good job of keeping players from sliding a tile back and forth repeatedly, but the tiles definitely introduce some weird en passant and castling edge cases.'

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06 September 2025 02:25

'A person with two watches is never sure what time it is, especially if I got them one of the watches.'

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03 September 2025 23:20

'Another group of mathematicians is working to put an upper bound on the number, although everyone keeps begging them to stop.'

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02 September 2025 06:40

'Be careful fighting gravity. If you win, it's a long way down.'

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30 August 2025 03:20

'They're up there with coral islands, lightning, and caterpillars turning into butterflies.'

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28 August 2025 03:45

'Wavefunction collapse is only one interpretation. Under some interpretations, graduate students also have souls.'

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26 August 2025 06:00

'I tried uploading it to a household appliance porn site I found, but apparently their content is limited to only fans.'

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22 August 2025 18:05

'Hey! A bunch of the early Cretaceous fossils on each coast seem to have been plagiarized, too!'

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20 August 2025 16:35

'Someday I hope to find a way to mess up a recipe so badly that it draws the attention of the International Air Transport Association, the International Mathematical Olympiad, or the NSA.'

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18 August 2025 22:25

'I dropped my phone while trying to search, and I tried to unlock it from up here, so can you also search for screen repair places?'

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15 August 2025 16:10

'The academic archaeology establishment is suppressing my breakthroughs because of the disruption it would bring to their prepared-core flake-based toolmaking industry.'

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13 August 2025 18:05

'Hey, so did you ever finish your video series about Cassie and the caterpillar morph? I loved the first three, but never ... no, sorry, I get it, this isn't the place. Sorry! Sorry.'

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11 August 2025 23:35

'Historians: Contemporaneous documentation of the initial events is often sparse, and in fact people often get testy and uncooperative when we urge better documentation for the historical record.'

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08 August 2025 21:15

'You say no human would reply to a forum thread about Tom Bombadil by writing and editing hundreds of words of text, complete with formatting, fancy punctuation, and two separate uses of the word 'delve'. Unfortunately for both of us, you are wrong.'