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17 October 2025 18:00

3156. "Planetary Rings"

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15 October 2025 22:15

3155. "Physics Paths"

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13 October 2025 15:30

3154. "Physics Insight"

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10 October 2025 22:45

3153. "Hot Water Balloon"

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09 October 2025 02:55

3152. "Skateboard"

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07 October 2025 05:15

3151. "Window Screen"

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03 October 2025 19:00

3150. "Ping"

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02 October 2025 02:30

3149. "Measure Twice, Cut Once"

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30 September 2025 05:00

3148. "100% All Achievements"

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26 September 2025 20:50

3147. "Hiking"

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24 September 2025 22:15

3146. "Fantastic Four"

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22 September 2025 22:25

3145. "Piercing"

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19 September 2025 14:40

3144. "Phase Changes"

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18 September 2025 03:30

3143. "Question Mark"

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15 September 2025 22:50

3142. "<City>-Style Pizza"

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15 October 2025 22:15

'If nothing else, that reasoning definitely overturns syllogisms.'

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13 October 2025 15:30

'When Galileo dropped two weights from the Leaning Tower of Pisa, they put him in the history books. But when I do it, I get 'detained by security' for 'injuring several tourists.''

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10 October 2025 22:45

'Despite a reputation for safety, the temperatures and surprisingly high pressures make them even more dangerous than the air kind, but the NTSB refuses to investigate accidents because they insist there is no 'transportation' involved.'

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09 October 2025 02:55

'I understand it's hard to do more than 300 feet on these 90-second rush jobs, but with a smaller ramp I'm worried the gee forces will be too high for me to do any tricks.'

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07 October 2025 05:15

'The Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine or Home Improvement or DIY'

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03 October 2025 19:00

'Progress on getting shipwrecked sailors to adopt ICMPv6 has been slow.'

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02 October 2025 02:30

'"Measure zero times, cut zero times." --carpenter who has achieved enlightenment and realized the wood is fine where it is'

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30 September 2025 05:00

'I'm trying to share my footage of the full run to prove it's not tool-assisted, but the uploader has problems with video lengths of more than a decade.'

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26 September 2025 20:50

'Every downhill walk is a waterslide that might have been.'

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24 September 2025 22:15

'One perk of being born at 0.88c is that your birthday is over two days long.'

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22 September 2025 22:25

'Some lava around the piercing site is normal, but keep an eye out for spreading earthquakes and eruptive activity that might indicate rifting.'

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19 September 2025 14:40

'People looking for the gaps in our understanding where the meaning of consciousness or free will might hide often turn to quantum uncertainty or infinite cosmologies, as if we don't have breathtakingly complex emergent phenomena right there in our freezers.'

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18 September 2025 03:30

'Although now people will realize three-per-em space that all this time I've been using weird medium mathematical space whitespace characters in my hair space hair space hair space speech dot dot dot...'

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15 September 2025 22:50

'If you want to see true audacity, do an image search for 'Altoona-style pizza.''

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12 September 2025 22:30

'Mantle plumes explain Hawaii, Yellowstone, Iceland, the East African Rift, the Adirondack uplift, the Permian extinction, the decline of Rome, the DB Cooper hijacking, and the balrog in Moria. Those little hills of sand in your yard are caused by antle plumes.'