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24 November 2025 22:20

3172. "Fifteen Years"

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22 November 2025 00:10

3171. "Geologic Core Sample"

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20 November 2025 02:40

3170. "Service Outage"

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14 November 2025 23:05

3168. "Beam Dump"

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12 November 2025 20:40

3167. "Car Size"

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11 November 2025 02:25

3166. "Big and Little Spoons"

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08 November 2025 03:05

3165. "Earthquake Prediction Flowchart"

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05 November 2025 21:55

3164. "Metric Tip"

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04 November 2025 00:10

3163. "Repair Video"

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01 November 2025 01:15

3162. "Heart Mountain"

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29 October 2025 22:25

3161. "Airspeed"

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27 October 2025 22:15

3160. "Document Forgery"

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24 October 2025 15:30

3159. "Continents"

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23 October 2025 03:35

3158. "Shielding Chart"

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20 October 2025 23:35

3157. "Emperor Palpatine"

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22 November 2025 00:10

'If you drill at the right angle and time things perfectly, your core sample can include a section of a rival team's coring equipment.'

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20 November 2025 02:40

'Now, if it were the *Canon* wiki, it's possible to imagine someone with a productivity-related reason for consulting it, but no one's job requires them to read that much about Admiral Daala.'

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14 November 2025 23:05

'We're adding some industrial flypaper to minimize reflection or scattering of customers who might complain.'

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12 November 2025 20:40

''They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.''

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11 November 2025 02:25

'Are you the annoying spoon or the sleepy spoon?'

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08 November 2025 03:05

'At least people who make religious predictions of the apocalypse have an answer to the question 'Why didn't you predict any of the other ones that happened recently?''

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05 November 2025 21:55

'The package weighs 7 kg 9 oz.'

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04 November 2025 00:10

'The statue should be in the likeness of whatever sculptor posted the sculpting tool repair video that was most helpful during the installation of the statue.'

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01 November 2025 01:15

'Even geology papers about Heart Mountain are like, "Look, we all agree this 'volcanic gas earthquake hovercraft' thing seems like it can't possibly be right, but..."'

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29 October 2025 22:25

'Carefully maneuvering the balloon down a mineshaft in an effort to break the OTHER altitude record'

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27 October 2025 22:15

'It comes with a certificate of authenticity, which comes with a certificate of authenticity, which comes with a...'

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24 October 2025 15:30

'The inflection point was probably in late 1966 or 1967, so when Neil Armstrong flew to space on Gemini 8, plate tectonics was not widely accepted, but when he landed on the Moon three years later it was the mainstream consensus.'

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23 October 2025 03:35

'Sharks can occasionally travel short distances through air when pursuing prey, but their attenuation coefficient is pretty high.'

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20 October 2025 23:35

'Many things about Star Wars were not well planned out, but having a 37-year-old in old-age makeup play the Emperor in Return of the Jedi was such an incredible call.'

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17 October 2025 18:00

'If you don't know where you are on Earth, the angle of satellite dishes can help constrain your latitude. If some of them are pointing straight up, you're probably near the Equator, right under the ring.'