xkcd

14 April 2026 00:20

'Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.'

xkcd

10 April 2026 22:45

'Maybe you should wear one too? I guess I'm taller than you, so as long as I have one we're fine.'

xkcd

08 April 2026 20:25

'I think I accidentally installed an Overton window in my bedroom. A few months ago, the sun wasn't in my face in the morning, but now it is.'

xkcd

06 April 2026 23:50

'Communication is one of the most popular ways to transmit information, ahead of rivals such as'

xkcd

03 April 2026 13:45

'It has been −2,147,483,648 days since our last integer overflow.'

xkcd

01 April 2026 22:05

'This xkcd.com update introduces a variety of new reading modes which can be activated through the menu.'

xkcd

30 March 2026 23:45

'"While I try to do my part to destroy the environment, I try not to focus too much on individual responsibility. By pushing for broad policy changes, we can collectively do far more damage to the biosphere than any of us could on our own."'

xkcd

27 March 2026 22:15

'We're working to make sure the images are as up-to-date and accurate as possible, with a minimum number of sponsored galaxies.'

xkcd

26 March 2026 04:30

'Yes, the cosmic microwave background is great, but what about the earthly microwave foreground?'

xkcd

23 March 2026 19:35

'Depending what corners of the internet you hang out on, 'regular' may at times awkwardly coexist with 'sexy.''

xkcd

20 March 2026 21:05

'It's ok, I still have some nice, cool gas clouds that aren't collapsing. As long as nothing ionizes them, I can continue to enjoy their ... HEY! NO!!!'

xkcd

18 March 2026 18:25

''Well, there's speculation that it's due to a mantle hotspot.' --a geologist who's trying to cover up the fact that they didn't hear your question'

xkcd

17 March 2026 03:50

'I don't get it. The peak acceleration for passengers was WAY lower than in the giant-waterslide-loop-the-loop incident the other cruise line fired me for.'

xkcd

13 March 2026 20:40

'An old astronomer trick for distinguishing the Sun from other stars is to take multiple photos a few minutes apart and overlay them, making the Sun stand out due to its high proper motion.'

xkcd

12 March 2026 03:50

'Aww, the oceanic crust and the continental crust are getting married!'

xkcd

14 April 2026 00:20

3232. "Countdown Standard"

xkcd

10 April 2026 22:45

3231. "Lightning"

xkcd

08 April 2026 20:25

3230. "Overton"

xkcd

06 April 2026 23:50

3229. "Grammar"

xkcd

03 April 2026 13:45

3228. "Day Counter"

xkcd

01 April 2026 22:05

3227. "Creation"

xkcd

30 March 2026 23:45

3226. "Home Solar"

xkcd

27 March 2026 22:15

3225. "Satellite Pollution"

xkcd

26 March 2026 04:30

3224. "Centimeter Wavelengths"

xkcd

23 March 2026 19:35

3223. "Inflation Timeline"

xkcd

20 March 2026 21:05

3222. "Star Formation"

xkcd

18 March 2026 18:25

3221. "Landscape Features"

xkcd

17 March 2026 03:50

3220. "Rotational Gravity"

xkcd

13 March 2026 20:40

3219. "Planets and Bright Stars"

xkcd

12 March 2026 03:50

3218. "Subduction Retrieval"