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18 May 2026 20:55

'Remember, your answers to the physics census are confidential; we will not be issuing Pauli exclusion principle citations.'

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16 May 2026 03:00

'Usain Bolt holds the world record in the 100 meter speedrun.'

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13 May 2026 20:35

'Please, we need your help. Our research suggests you're the last living descendant of the person who knew how to format this config file.'

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12 May 2026 11:00

'"How does the spring not run out almost immediately?" "We pull it back REALLY far."'

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08 May 2026 19:50

''Beyond that lies a vale of fire through which my vision cannot penetrate' is the kind of fun thing geologists, heliophysicists, and early universe cosmologists have a lot of opportunities to say.'

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06 May 2026 20:20

'Scientists occasionally invent alternative periodic table layouts, which is usually a sign that they don't have enough enrichment in their enclosures.'

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05 May 2026 21:45

'It started as a mistake that everyone was afraid to admit to, and then it stuck because removing it 'looks silly.'.'

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01 May 2026 20:35

'"I know it seems impossible, but the trick is that I sailed in here when I was very young."'

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29 April 2026 18:25

'It's hard to decide which simple machine system to invest in. DeWalt makes a great lever and inclined plane, but I hear Milwaukee's wheel-and-axles are really good.'

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28 April 2026 06:15

'Imagine you could ride alongside a sound wave. It would probably be pretty cool, right? We're putting in a departmental budget request to buy a really fast plane so we can check it out.'

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24 April 2026 17:20

'Borat came out twenty years ago this year--closer to the breakup of the Soviet Union than to today--but it honestly feels like it's been even longer, somehow.'

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22 April 2026 22:45

'Thanks to differences in logging regulations, the messages actually turned out to be visible from the air.'

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21 April 2026 05:55

'I can't believe Candles of Vienna caved to commercial pressure and added the Goku expansion.'

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18 April 2026 02:30

'Before resurfacing, they promise to inspect the ice for any evidence of hockey-playing life.'

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15 April 2026 23:25

'It's not as big a loss as it looks, because now I have have leftover supplies, which will help me talk myself into doing this all over again with a new project!'

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18 May 2026 20:55

3247. "Particle Census"

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16 May 2026 03:00

3246. "Speedrun"

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13 May 2026 20:35

3245. "Results Age"

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12 May 2026 11:00

3244. "Pullback Drive"

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08 May 2026 19:50

3243. "Crystal Gazing"

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06 May 2026 20:20

3242. "Aperiodic Table"

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05 May 2026 21:45

3241. "Horizontal Stabilizers"

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01 May 2026 20:35

3240. "Bottle"

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29 April 2026 18:25

3239. "Simple Machines"

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28 April 2026 06:15

3238. "Soniferous Aether"

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24 April 2026 17:20

3237. "Husband and Wife"

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22 April 2026 22:45

3236. "Border Message"

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21 April 2026 05:55

3235. "Types of Board Game"

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18 April 2026 02:30

3234. "Europa Missions"

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15 April 2026 23:25

3233. "Make It Myself"