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27 July 2026 19:05

'I NOTATION POLISH REVERSE ❤️'

xkcd

25 July 2026 01:20

'As if the americium smoke detector incident wasn't enough, now nuclear regulators have ANOTHER reason to worry about the Boy Scouts.'

xkcd

22 July 2026 17:50

'We would like to once again apologize to Dr. Jones for last year's mistaken announcement. We should really have double-checked the envelope for this award in particular.'

xkcd

20 July 2026 18:10

'Most coffee shops have a descendant of Sophia of Hanover on staff for this, but just as I was about to ask for help, a previously unknown heir of Uther Pendragon who was ordering a muffin tripped on my laptop cord.'

xkcd

17 July 2026 22:00

'NGS and IERS are complaining that they left CLEAR instructions to set the washing machine to WGS84 (G2296) instead of WGS84 (G730).'

xkcd

16 July 2026 03:20

'All discussions of daylight saving time policy are doomed by a mix of contradictory, inconsistent, and impossible preferences, which is why I think the only thing we can really hope to do is to make it worse.'

xkcd

14 July 2026 04:55

'Once we've fully explored this space, we can start varying the number of princesses.'

xkcd

11 July 2026 02:50

'We have two 'in case of fire, break glass' boxes, which you pick between based on how big of a problem the fire is. One has an extinguisher, and one has sticks, marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate.'

xkcd

08 July 2026 21:45

'Although it was a setback for physics, I'm glad the particle naming rights issue led to the cancelation of Pizza Hut's Superconducting Super Collider in the early 90s, so the Double Stuffed Extra Cheese Topping Quark ended up just being named 'top quark.''

xkcd

07 July 2026 01:15

'The arbiter gave my knight a red card for capturing with cleats up :('

xkcd

04 July 2026 05:05

'I hate the unearthly sound my phone makes when the weather service issues a tornado harbinger.'

xkcd

02 July 2026 04:00

'If you're thinking 'Wait, a giant crystal cave in Mexico? What's that?' then I'm SO excited for the image search you're about to do.'

xkcd

29 June 2026 19:55

'Paleontologists have long worried that the dinosaurs blasted into space 66 million years ago will one day complete their orbits and fall back down.'

xkcd

27 June 2026 04:30

'This discovery was key to his demonstration of regular/goofy symmetry violation, which won him gold in the theory portion of the X Games.'

xkcd

25 June 2026 06:20

'Wait, what do you mean, 'dark matter'? It's not dark, it interacts with high-energy gamma rays ... right? Oh jeez, did I forget to make it interact?'

xkcd

27 July 2026 19:05

3277. "Forth"

xkcd

25 July 2026 01:20

3276. "Recursive Trucker's Hitch"

xkcd

22 July 2026 17:50

3275. "Calibration Nobel"

xkcd

20 July 2026 18:10

3274. "Arthurian Connector"

xkcd

17 July 2026 22:00

3273. "Latitude and Longitude"

xkcd

16 July 2026 03:20

3272. "Time Change"

xkcd

14 July 2026 04:55

3271. "The Princess and the Pea"

xkcd

11 July 2026 02:50

3270. "Toasting Marshmallows"

xkcd

08 July 2026 21:45

3269. "Airport Meeting"

xkcd

07 July 2026 01:15

3268. "Offside"

xkcd

04 July 2026 05:05

3267. "Types of Tornado Alert"

xkcd

02 July 2026 04:00

3266. "Holes"

xkcd

29 June 2026 19:55

3265. "Asteroid Threat"

xkcd

27 June 2026 04:30

3264. "720 Ollie"

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25 June 2026 06:20

3263. "Baryon Asymmetry"