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07 Jun 2025 04:00

'The installation of the pipes on the inside of the insulation can be challenging, especially when the neighbor could come home at any minute.'

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04 Jun 2025 23:30

'Ultimately, history would imperfectly record the story of the Foal of Troy.'

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03 Jun 2025 03:10

'Pontoon bridges are just linear open-sided waterbeds.'

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31 May 2025 03:25

'They say it's probably safe to keep orbiting for a while, but if it stays on or starts flashing we might have to call someone.'

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29 May 2025 00:15

'Under the two-domain system, anyone who punches you is technically an Archaean pathogen.'

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27 May 2025 05:30

'Patients at least found it to be an improvement over Millikan's incredibly messy and unpleasant oil drop suspension procedure.'

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23 May 2025 16:05

'A 5% efficiency gain at the cost of a 99% efficiency loss'

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22 May 2025 01:25

'169 is a baker's gross.'

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19 May 2025 23:50

'Applying renormalization to bullies successfully transformed Pete & Pete's Endless Mike into Finite Mike.'

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16 May 2025 22:30

'Turning in other directions can be accomplished by using a magnetized centerboard and ocean currents, since a current flowing through a magnetic field induces a Laplace force.'

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14 May 2025 20:25

'Scholars are still debating whether the current period is post-postmodern or neo-contemporary.'

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13 May 2025 04:10

'P.S. If you have time travel, come to my birthday party Saturday!'

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09 May 2025 23:30

'Reductio ad absurdum fails when reality is absurd.'

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08 May 2025 06:10

'Frankly, given their extreme gravitational fields and general instability, even 12-inch globes should probably be banned.'

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06 May 2025 07:10

'In addition to gravity, burritos interact through the strong, weak, and electromagnetic forces, which is believed to be a major contributor to their popularity.'

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07 Jun 2025 04:00

3099. "Neighbor-Source Heat Pump"

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04 Jun 2025 23:30

3098. "Trojan Horse"

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03 Jun 2025 03:10

3097. "Bridge Types"

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31 May 2025 03:25

3096. "Check Engine"

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29 May 2025 00:15

3095. "Archaea"

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27 May 2025 05:30

3094. "Mass Spec"

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23 May 2025 16:05

3093. "Drafting"

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22 May 2025 01:25

3092. "Baker's Units"

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19 May 2025 23:50

3091. "Renormalization"

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16 May 2025 22:30

3090. "Sail Physics"

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14 May 2025 20:25

3089. "Modern"

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13 May 2025 04:10

3088. "Deposition"

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09 May 2025 23:30

3087. "Pascal's Law"

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08 May 2025 06:10

3086. "Globe Safety"

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06 May 2025 07:10

3085. "About 20 Pounds"