xkcd

13 August 2026 03:10

'The administration thinks it's weird, but the geologists say it looks normal.'

xkcd

10 August 2026 13:30

'With their 13 years recording and performing together and two humans worth of mass, the White Stripes are sandwiched neatly between gray wolves and blue whales.'

xkcd

07 August 2026 19:30

'I've been trying to find out whether the Laws of the Game take the axiom of choice or not, but FIFA officials keep blocking my number.'

xkcd

05 August 2026 23:20

'The family lore was that we've had it ever since it was ejected from a star-forming gas cloud, but it seems more likely that my great-grandparents probably just bought it while on vacation in the galactic thin disk.'

xkcd

03 August 2026 22:30

'As a side effect of the research, mice are now the only known animals other than humans to have developed a Backrooms mythology.'

xkcd

31 July 2026 17:15

'Wind stress? Don't be silly. When has wind stress ever been a problem for a suspension bridge?'

xkcd

29 July 2026 21:10

''Spurious signals from the kitchen' is harder for an optical telescope than a radio one, but with enough determination and creativity, I believe it's possible.'

xkcd

27 July 2026 19:05

'I NOTATION POLISH REVERSE ❤️'

xkcd

25 July 2026 01:20

'As if the americium smoke detector incident wasn't enough, now nuclear regulators have ANOTHER reason to worry about the Boy Scouts.'

xkcd

22 July 2026 17:50

'We would like to once again apologize to Dr. Jones for last year's mistaken announcement. We should really have double-checked the envelope for this award in particular.'

xkcd

20 July 2026 18:10

'Most coffee shops have a descendant of Sophia of Hanover on staff for this, but just as I was about to ask for help, a previously unknown heir of Uther Pendragon who was ordering a muffin tripped on my laptop cord.'

xkcd

17 July 2026 22:00

'NGS and IERS are complaining that they left CLEAR instructions to set the washing machine to WGS84 (G2296) instead of WGS84 (G730).'

xkcd

16 July 2026 03:20

'All discussions of daylight saving time policy are doomed by a mix of contradictory, inconsistent, and impossible preferences, which is why I think the only thing we can really hope to do is to make it worse.'

xkcd

14 July 2026 04:55

'Once we've fully explored this space, we can start varying the number of princesses.'

xkcd

11 July 2026 02:50

'We have two 'in case of fire, break glass' boxes, which you pick between based on how big of a problem the fire is. One has an extinguisher, and one has sticks, marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate.'

xkcd

13 August 2026 03:10

3284. "Geology Building"

xkcd

10 August 2026 13:30

3283. "Size and Lifespan"

xkcd

07 August 2026 19:30

3282. "Trick Play"

xkcd

05 August 2026 23:20

3281. "Antiques Roadshow"

xkcd

03 August 2026 22:30

3280. "Maze"

xkcd

31 July 2026 17:15

3279. "Main Span"

xkcd

29 July 2026 21:10

3278. "Vera Rubin Observatory"

xkcd

27 July 2026 19:05

3277. "Forth"

xkcd

25 July 2026 01:20

3276. "Recursive Trucker's Hitch"

xkcd

22 July 2026 17:50

3275. "Calibration Nobel"

xkcd

20 July 2026 18:10

3274. "Arthurian Connector"

xkcd

17 July 2026 22:00

3273. "Latitude and Longitude"

xkcd

16 July 2026 03:20

3272. "Time Change"

xkcd

14 July 2026 04:55

3271. "The Princess and the Pea"

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11 July 2026 02:50

3270. "Toasting Marshmallows"