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04 September 2026 18:15

'Lander, this is Houston. There's been a request that you turn clipping back on and instead set the mass to 1kg. The theorists believe that will be pretty funny.'

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02 September 2026 23:20

'A 'left-handed specialist' is a physicist who studies the weak interaction.'

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31 August 2026 20:50

'The rise of AI review bombing tools threatens to take away a crucial source of experience for geology undergraduates.'

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28 August 2026 20:55

'It does come at the cost of some launchpad expansions and increased fuel requirements, but that all comes out of the facility's budget.'

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26 August 2026 23:45

'"You legs may have a comparative advantage at running, but we arms have a competitive advantage at swinging hammers, so unless you accept that we're the dominant limbs and stop hogging the oxygen, that running advantage won't be around for long."'

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25 August 2026 04:55

'Highway engineers like Planck units because, like the speed of light, the energy capacity of a typical car's gas tank is 1.'

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21 August 2026 22:10

'Update: I would not have embarked on this powerscaling venture if I'd known how thoroughly Mark Twain was going to roast me.'

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19 August 2026 19:10

'Recently I've been watching the Daytime Perseids. I haven't seen a meteor from them yet, but the clouds are pretty and the snacks are good.'

xkcd

19 August 2026 04:50

'The one that sounds like the oracle at the center of the galaxy where the hero travels to hear a prophecy is probably Brookhaven National Laboratory's now-dismantled COSMOTRON.'

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15 August 2026 04:55

'The late Triassic rifting was caused by a dinosaur trying to use the control panel to escape a predator, but it was eaten before the continent could fully separate.'

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13 August 2026 03:10

'The administration thinks it's weird, but the geologists say it looks normal.'

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10 August 2026 13:30

'With their 13 years recording and performing together and two humans worth of mass, the White Stripes are sandwiched neatly between gray wolves and blue whales.'

xkcd

07 August 2026 19:30

'I've been trying to find out whether the Laws of the Game take the axiom of choice or not, but FIFA officials keep blocking my number.'

xkcd

05 August 2026 23:20

'The family lore was that we've had it ever since it was ejected from a star-forming gas cloud, but it seems more likely that my great-grandparents probably just bought it while on vacation in the galactic thin disk.'

xkcd

03 August 2026 22:30

'As a side effect of the research, mice are now the only known animals other than humans to have developed a Backrooms mythology.'

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04 September 2026 18:15

3294. "Asteroid Mission"

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02 September 2026 23:20

3293. "Handedness"

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31 August 2026 20:50

3292. "Geology Class"

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28 August 2026 20:55

3291. "Launchpad"

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26 August 2026 23:45

3290. "Trade"

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25 August 2026 04:55

3289. "Highway Signs"

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21 August 2026 22:10

3288. "Archery Feat"

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19 August 2026 19:10

3287. "Perseids"

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19 August 2026 04:50

3286. "Particle Physics Equipment"

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15 August 2026 04:55

3285. "Accretionary Arc"

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13 August 2026 03:10

3284. "Geology Building"

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10 August 2026 13:30

3283. "Size and Lifespan"

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07 August 2026 19:30

3282. "Trick Play"

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05 August 2026 23:20

3281. "Antiques Roadshow"

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03 August 2026 22:30

3280. "Maze"