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18 Mar 2017 19:15

1811. "Best-Tasting Colors"

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18 Mar 2017 19:15

1810. "Chat Systems"

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10 Mar 2017 13:55

'The phone will be collected by the toll operators and mailed back to you within 4-6 weeks.'

xkcd

08 Mar 2017 06:05

'The dump also contains a list of millions of prime factors, a 0-day Tamagotchi exploit, and a technique for getting gcc and bash to execute arbitrary code.'

xkcd

06 Mar 2017 13:00

'Sure, you could just ask, but this also takes care of the host gift thing.'

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03 Mar 2017 07:45

'If used with software that could keep up, a scroll wheel mapped to send a stream of 'undo' and 'redo' events could be kind of cool.'

xkcd

01 Mar 2017 17:30

'If you must know, I'm currently researching how to save this emailed tax form as a regular PDF so I can print and sign it. Our work isn't a lock for the Nobel, but we're in the running.'

xkcd

27 Feb 2017 17:50

'"So, like, sexy news videos?" "No, people have tried that--it's still just video content. We need to actually inform people THROUGH making out. I would call it 'Mouth Content,' but I think that's already the title of a Neil Cicierega album."'

xkcd

24 Feb 2017 16:20

'Google and Yelp keep deleting my scathing reviews of the Mariana Trench, the Chernobyl reactor core, the jet stream, and the equator.'

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22 Feb 2017 15:25

'[*disables social networking accounts*] [*social isolation increases*] Wait, why does this ALSO feel bad?'

xkcd

20 Feb 2017 07:05

'Good point--making no decision is itself a decision. So that's a THIRD option I have to research!'

xkcd

17 Feb 2017 16:35

'I've decided to score all my conversations using chess win-loss notation. (??)'

xkcd

15 Feb 2017 06:05

'This is probably the first projection in cartographic history that can be criticized for its disproportionate focus on Finland, Mongolia, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo.'

xkcd

13 Feb 2017 17:10

'You have to be careful doing this. Sometimes, when you push the whisker down, dynamite explodes.'

xkcd

10 Feb 2017 06:05

'I have accidentally watered virtually every person and object in Pelican Town.'

xkcd

18 Mar 2017 19:15

'I'm one of the few Instagram users who connects solely through the Unix 'talk' gateway.'

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18 Mar 2017 19:14

Images should work correctly now. Comics 1810 through 1812 will be re-posted within a few minutes. Sorry for the inconvenience.

xkcd

10 Mar 2017 13:55

1809. "xkcd Phone 5"

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08 Mar 2017 06:05

1808. "Hacking"

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06 Mar 2017 13:00

1807. "Listening"

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03 Mar 2017 07:45

1806. "Borrow Your Laptop"

xkcd

01 Mar 2017 17:30

1805. "Unpublished Discoveries"

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27 Feb 2017 17:50

1804. "Video Content"

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24 Feb 2017 16:20

1803. "Location Reviews"

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22 Feb 2017 15:25

1802. "Phone"

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20 Feb 2017 07:05

1801. "Decision Paralysis"

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17 Feb 2017 16:35

1800. "Chess Notation"

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15 Feb 2017 06:05

1799. "Bad Map Projection: Time Zones"

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13 Feb 2017 17:10

1798. "Box Plot"

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10 Feb 2017 06:05

1797. "Stardew Valley"