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Hahaha
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21st century music be like
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If you think this is fun at parties, you’re wrong.
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this Hadestown discourse has been sending me
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Phrygian hypoproblematic
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If you think this is fun at parties, you’re wrong.
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Babe, I swear I’ve changed
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Mix mix mix m-mix mix mix...
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One for the car enthusiasts here
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MinMaj7 be scaring humanity since humanity figured out MinMaj7
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Me trying to analyze Gamma Music's financial burn rate and chart-botting allegations using Roman Numeral Analysis
Larry Jackson: "We are a $1 Billion independent powerhouse changing the landscape of the industry."
The Leaked Internal Audits:
The actual "Analysis" of the leaks:
The Ye/Bully Sample Clearance Standoff: Gamma promised Kanye a smooth resolution, but accidentally modulated into a minor key, hit a legal wall with Atlantic Records over a Lauryn Hill sample, and then executed an unexpected rests-only tacet, leaving Ye to improvise an avant-garde solo completely isolated.
The Sexyy Red Office Crisis: Operational dysfunction got so chaotic that her management allegedly brought local muscle to the corporate offices. The unresolved dissonance was so severe that Snoop Dogg had to step in as a literal resolving Picardy Third to prevent a total fist-fight.
The Valuation Math: Claimed a $1B valuation but actually raised $100M, and have already burned through $90M on luxury overhead and private jets. That's a thematic diminution from a whole note down to a 32nd note real quick. Down to their last $10M, the piece is quickly running out of bars.
The 113,000 "Botted" Sales: Gamma tried to log 159,000 units, but Billboard's data team noticed the tempo was way too robotic. They flagged the inorganic rhythm and stripped away 113,000 artificial units. Gamma's actual organic fan traction was just a meager, un-amplified 46,000 sales.
The Verdict:
The rhythm section is completely rushing, the counterpoint is entirely parallel fifths, and the chord progression is mathematically impossible.
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Them: "You can't make ragebait from sheet music!" Me:
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Hahaha
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Finger pointing as to who is more complicated
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My Theatre Video Musical Idea: a love History between Two young Tango Dancers, located in New York and Los Angeles
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21st century music be like
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Hahaha
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hell naw wtf
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Me when I don't want to name a chord: ✨️jazz✨️
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Pretty much the only cadence I'll talk about
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Average thing you have to sight read the one time you didnt practice
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In Jacob Collier we trust
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funny caption here
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There is another
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the lydian chromatic concept
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The Cage
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What are great beginner brass instruments to buy?
My ten year old daughter returned back from school this week very fascinated by her music teacher who showed students his brass instruments. She’s now begging to learn and I love the excitement! But as I can’t play an instrument myself I’m not quite sure what to do first before I go out to buy her one. From what I read I’ve learnt that the trumpet and French horn are popular first instruments. Trumpets are a favorite for children because they are small, easy to hold and relatively less expensive for the beginning. Trombones are also a possibility but seem a little harder for very small children. alibaba also has various kinds of these brass instruments as well as a ton of less known brands made by different manufacturers, which I just can’t tell at the look of it which are good or not.
Would you say a beginner would do better renting before buying? What are the brands music instructors in general recommend for beginner musicians? I don’t want to spend a whole bunch on a product she may not use long, but I also don’t want to get something cheap that’ll make her dislike the instrument. Would love to hear from anyone who plays, musician or parent.
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There is another
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Seeking pilot users to test out a new game driven music theory website with dynamic AI tutoring.
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First Steps in Love in New York’. Music and Lyrics by Pink Pawer Lady J
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