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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT. Trying to work your way through a crowded room? Tickle/scratch people's elbows and watch them jump out of the way!
https://redd.it/1lsqvz8
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SLPT: If you're going to become a wino move to France because they have the best wine.
https://preview.redd.it/25a6vfhyw2bf1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9f0deb94be77f5d2b8e88d50669fc2ea0fb3853
https://redd.it/1lsdalr
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SLPT: if you're sick of boiling water every morning for tea, boil a huge pot at once and then freeze it for later use.
https://redd.it/1ls6s1j
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SLPT: How to maturely handle an argument with your partner
https://redd.it/1lrvarg
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SLPT: Always laugh heartily in your mugshot. That way, you can tell people that it was a joke arrest.
https://redd.it/1lrbznb
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SLPT: Proper Courtroom Etiquette
If you ever find yourself appearing before a judge at first appearance through a series of unfortunate events you are allegedly accused of -
When the judge asks you what your occupation is to determine if you qualify for legal assistance - do not, under any circumstance, say HUSTLER, not even in jest. Read the room lol. That ain’t the place.
You will be called Hustla’ and have a bit of notoriety for the rest of your stay, however long that might be. So if you’re playing the long game, fuckit why not?
#TrustMeBro
https://redd.it/1lq6t6k
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SLPT - how to break the US economy
https://redd.it/1lpuap7
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SLPT: Declare bankruptcy early to live a better life later on
Disclaimer: Not sure if you can actually do this or if it works this way but here goes.
Step 1: Graduate high school at 17/18
Step 2: Go to a four year college until you graduate
Step 3: Declare bankruptcy so you don't have to pay off the student loans
Step 4: Live with your parents and get a job and save up money for a house, it'll be easy to save up money since you don't have to pay loans back
Step 5: When the bankruptcy falls off your credit in like 10 years or so, by now you should be in your early 30s, you can get a house and start your life for real...with a free college degree to help boost employment
https://redd.it/1lp5hm0
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SLPT: Health Ins won't cover your GLP-1?
Just buy meth (It's cheaper).
https://redd.it/1lp43fc
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SLPT: Remember that hiring managers don’t like overly eager candidates. So, during the interview, show indifference to the role you are being interviewed for. You will be hired on the spot.
https://redd.it/1lntk19
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SLPT: When looking to start good topics for conversation in the workplace and at important functions, remember the mnemonic FORD: Fascism, Oligarchy, Religion, Deep state
https://redd.it/1lm55ov
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LPT: Experience repeated “noob gains” in your lifting by being extremely inconsistent
https://redd.it/1llazur
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SLPT: Before you commit a crime, place a 911 call saying that an officer needs help in another part of the city. That way, their response time for your crime will be longer and you can get away easily.
https://redd.it/1lktz4c
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LPT: Coupon expired, or doesn’t register? The clerk is just testing your resolve. Make sure to scream at them until they apply your savings!
https://redd.it/1lkih6h
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SLPT: If something takes only 5 minutes to do, procrastinate. It's only 5 minutes anyway!
https://redd.it/1lk2dew
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SLPT I Made a rude accountability gremlin that roasts you if you slack off !D
Hey guys, I struggle alot for motivation. I made this initially for myself and I figured it would help others too. Would love for you guys to check it out, let me know what you think!.
Essentially it's a tracker for whatever you would like to work on and the gremlin becomes nicer as you progress but starts off pretty savage lol
https://progressgremlin.com/
https://redd.it/1lsmqsx
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SLPT: Ant infestation? Spray everything you own with RAID.
This will make them not want to be there.
Also works with other insects.
https://redd.it/1lsbcjp
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SLPT: if you're ever stuck in the desert without a toothpick just grab a spine out of a cactus and use that
https://redd.it/1ls3qrn
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SLPT: The best exercise is the one you hate and struggle to do consistently
https://redd.it/1lrlh1g
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SLPT: Need to know if a woman is just big or pregnant? Just start rubbing her stomach and ask when she's due. If she's not pregnant, she will politely say that she is just fat.
https://redd.it/1lqe2vv
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SLPT: Remember that it takes a village to raise a child. So, next time when you see a random child misbehaving in public, feel free to discipline the child. Parents will thank you for the additional help.
https://redd.it/1lq420q
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SLPT: Guys, listen up. Women love it when they see that you are paying attention. A simple way to show this is by telling your woman how much she reminds you of her mother. Mention couple examples too to show you notice details.
https://redd.it/1lpdum1
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SLPT: Worried about the human population going down? Just reproduce asexually! I'm sure humans will find a way
https://redd.it/1lp6olc
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SLPT: Proceeds from R. Kelly's music goes to his victims, so it's perfectly alright to listen to Ignition (Remix) again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCPdtMbw7zg
https://redd.it/1louh5c
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SLPT: If you are a lazy fuck, surround yourself with people who derive gratification from helping others.
https://redd.it/1lnkj6z
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SLPT: Remember guys, at some point your woman will start attributing many things to perimenopause and menopause. You can show empathy by proactively asking “Is that because of menopause?” when she acts out of sorts. She will be impressed with how in tune you are with her body.
https://redd.it/1llo8wo
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SLPT: If your adult child complains about something from their childhood, tell them...
"You're blowing this out of proportion. There's nothing to talk about. I choose to remember the good things. You should, too."
https://redd.it/1ll75i5
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SLPT always tell the Airbnb you are renting for you and your girlfriend so you can bring back randos to your "house"
If you ever need to travel anywhere for a while, always get an Airbnb and let the owner know its for you and your girlfriend you are visiting. Then if you meet a girl at a bar you can bring her back and you won't get in trouble for having house guests. Also you can tell her you own your own place locally so she doesn't know you are just visiting or don't own property.
https://redd.it/1lkpfji
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SLPT: Do Heroin for pain of any kind (physical and mental)
Limited side effects
https://redd.it/1lk59pq
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LPT: Ensure a swift police response by calling for them before you commit your crime
https://redd.it/1ljkzh5
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