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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: How to get yourself to your destination after a cancellation.
https://redd.it/1bxhhcg
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SLPT: Anaesthesia resistance? Simply stay up for 52 hours straight before surgery
Do you have a resistance to anaesthesia and have a surgery coming up? Are you concerned about not going all the way under or coming out of it early? Concerned about the cost of extra anaesthesia? Just anxious about the surgery in general? Or can't get your brain to cooperate with you and clean your apartment and take care of other necessary tasks a reasonable amount of time before your surgery?
Simply stay up for 52 hours straight before your surgery! You'll be out like a light asap, and won't remember a single thing from the entire day! I personally promise there are absolutely no downsides to staying up for 52 hours straight before getting a major surgery!
https://redd.it/1bx3ekp
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SLPT: Fake vest pays off
https://redd.it/1bx0hpb
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SLPT: All yall whining about how hard life is, just find a doppelgänger!
Really its that easy
Don‘t wanna go to school?
Boom doppelgänger
Don‘t wanna go shopping with your mom?
Doppelgänger
Are you in need of Money?
Have your doppelgänger break into a bank, if they get caught, then you know not to break into that bank.
You are welcome:)
https://redd.it/1bwsps8
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SLPT alcohol driving efficiency a guide!
You’re at the bar alright and you have JUST finished a drink now before you go driving DONT just drink 1, drink 2! drink 3!
Watch your driving efficiency soar through the building or the tree :)
https://redd.it/1bwgdr9
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SLPT: if you want a night out but don't want to pay for a babysitter?
1. Send husband to cops with baby. "Hey cops I found this baby. K thanks bye"
2. Go party or whatever you want without a stupid baby.
3. Send wife to cops to collect baby. "Hey cops. I lost my baby, do you have it?"
4. ...
5. Profit!
https://redd.it/1bwcv2l
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SLPT: Apology is for the weak.
https://redd.it/1bvm890
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SLPT: You can call people "prickly" and its the same as calling them a prick, but sounds way nicer
https://redd.it/1bva031
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SLPT: If you have your hands at 10 and 2 while driving drunk, you can point your index fingers up, lined up with the lines of the road to help you stay in the middle of your lane.
https://redd.it/1bv093k
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SLPT: The phrase is not "batter up". It's "batter rump". It's when you deep fry an ass before eating it.
https://redd.it/1bumujr
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SLPT self defense option
Self defense option
Most schools and universities don't allow you to carry pepper spray and other non lethal weapons. You know what their handbooks don't typically cover? Tear gas canisters. Carry a gas mask on your person and tear gas canisters.
https://redd.it/1bug3uf
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SLPT: How to confound a centaur
https://i.imgur.com/KeaeeT7.jpg
https://redd.it/1bua0j7
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SLPT: Find reasons to hate the people you love, that way you won't need to mourn their eventual death
https://redd.it/1bu1g2w
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SLPT: Just start faxing people shit. What are they gonna do, ignore your faxes?
https://redd.it/1bu0k3q
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SLPT expedited credit card trick?
I need a credit card quick for car rental. But the companies I have been approved for, do not offer expedited shipping for your first card. Thus making you wait 7 to 10 business days.
They do however offer expedited shipping for replacement cards.
Could I call them a day after the first card gets shipped. And claim that the address is incorrect and pay to have the second card expedited to a friend's place?
Has anyone ever done this? Seems like a nifty work around, to avoid the long wait.
https://redd.it/1btta78
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SLPT: You need that space
https://redd.it/1bxcgks
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SLPT: Perfect house warming gift
https://redd.it/1bx0e2r
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SLPT: Wanna make your next dinner party extra-fancy, like dem rich people with carpets & stuff? Your used Keurig coffee pods can be repurposed as elegant candle holders.
https://redd.it/1bwwku5
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SLPT: Throw Up! more efficiently by throwing it like a ninja star, rather than like a pie.
https://redd.it/1bwsac4
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SLPT: If a retailer has an online price match policy, create a fake ecommerce site and list your own prices to get discounts.
https://redd.it/1bwf249
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SLPT: If you find yourself mindlessly scrolling on your phone, just lock the screen immediately.
That way the next time you open your phone, the cycle can repeat.
https://redd.it/1bvvwqn
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SLPT: It's not actually possible to beat a dead horse, because there's no circulation in its genitals.
https://redd.it/1bvfe73
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SLPT: If you ever overcook your porkchops, just rub a little oinkment on it to treat the burns.
https://redd.it/1bv263v
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SLPT: Give your friend an amazing gift by planting fake drugs in his suitcase on your way home from a holiday. This way your friend will get a free, all expenses paid extension to his holiday, and you'll have only had to pay a few dollars for fake drugs. Win-win.
https://redd.it/1bunnm9
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SLPT: Develop severe anxiety to help lose weight. The severe tension and stress will increase your metabolism and burn calories
https://redd.it/1bugtnb
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SLPT- Watching PornHub will let your brain grow a dingdong!
https://redd.it/1bu9z7l
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SLPT: To ward off stage fright, instead of giving a speech, just laugh mean-spiritedly at your audience.
They'll think it's a misguided attempt at breaking the ice and politely laugh along at first, but then they'll get mad at you after the fifth minute of you slapping your thighs at them and breaking down to the point of tears at their fashion and mannerisms and call the cops or some shit.
https://redd.it/1bu0ise
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SLPT- Criminal mastermind
https://redd.it/1bu0p3u
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SLPT: Buy the cheapest plane ticket going, even if it's not going to your destination. When you are above your destination scream "THERE'S A BOMB ON THE PLANE." Not only will the pilot do an emergency landing at your original destination, the police will give you a free hotel room for the night.
https://redd.it/1btuvxa
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SLPT: 5 in the pink, 5 in the stink. You have 2 hands, and she has 2 holes.
https://redd.it/1btopk7
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