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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: Don't want kids? If your girlfriend and side piece are both pregnant, set up a meeting so they can fight and make each other miscarry.
https://redd.it/1c5lk97
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LPTs: Accidentally broke your phone? Blame it on a rogue goose and get a free upgrade
https://redd.it/1c5jfsr
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SLPT : Big Cannabis doesn't want you to know that a mere 4 tablespoons of nutmeg can get you high for days.
https://redd.it/1c5cign
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SLPT spam a scammer
Spam a scammer
The company is avoiding my calls and have been doing the rounds in my area scamming people for services they don't actually do .
As they ask you to leave the home during spraying they can do what they like
After I payed this people by the end of the day my home was filled with ants
And after asking my local community page about if others have used them . I found out they have been standing over lady's that hired them to spray then seen on the CCTV that they didn't actually do anything and were to scared to take it further as they know where they live obviously.
That mad me mad not just because of ripping me off but the fact they are thinking no one will stand up to them .
I have raised a case with consumers protection but that's not enough I want them to get calls 24/7 till they have to change numbers
Where can I post there numbers to get them spammed or will any one help on my good crusade of pissing off the scammers ?
https://redd.it/1c592wx
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SLPT: Always stick it to the government
https://redd.it/1c57ex5
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SLPT: If you tell a pregnant woman "congratulations" and she isn't pregnant, quickly tell her you meant for beating anorexia. This will save you some embarrassment.
https://redd.it/1c4ycc9
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SLPT: Can't be bothered returning a rental car? Park it in front of a fire hydrant and the towing company will return it for you.
https://redd.it/1c4ja2k
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SLPT: Need a place to stand or sit on the highway after a car accident with 2 or more motorcars, stand between them
https://redd.it/1c4dpar
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SLPT: Works every time.
https://redd.it/1c43q37
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slpt: free disposal
https://redd.it/1c4440k
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SLPT: if youre hungover and keep throwing up, just get high. apparently this stuff contains receptor blockers that makes it easier to relax and calm down
its actually goated tbh
https://redd.it/1c3ilb3
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SLPT: take laxatives before swimming then have major diarrhea in the swimming pool. That way you get the pool all to yourself.
https://redd.it/1c3i004
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SLPT: "Jack in the box" is a command.
https://redd.it/1c2qrd2
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SLPT: Dropped your phone in the pool? Put it on rice and an Asian person will come and fix it for you.
https://redd.it/1c5knvl
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SLPT: How to treat back pain
https://redd.it/1c5hcfz
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SLPT: How to get yourself to your destination after a cancellation.
https://redd.it/1c59pea
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SLPT: If a fly annoys you, put a blindfold on that sucker. Flys don't fly high if they can't see the sky.
https://redd.it/1c58i26
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SLPT: If you are anxious making eye contact with girls, try looking at their boobs instead
Making eye contact with girls can be anxiety inducing, but thankfully girls have things called boobs that you can look at instead. They are really quite pretty and contrary to popular belief girls don't care if you look at them, they are basically right next to their faces anyways, so it gives a feeling of relaxed eye contact, looking in their general direction but not right into their eyes.
https://redd.it/1c52339
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SLPT: Here’s how to get extra time in order to pass your exam
https://redd.it/1c4z538
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LPTs: Tired of forgetting your shopping bags? Use your pillowcases as reusable grocery totes! Eco-friendly and tear-resistant (mostly)!
https://redd.it/1c4vspt
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SLPT: Get your daughter to clean her room
https://redd.it/1c4gu8l
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SLPT: The "Three Body Problem" is easily solved by having one in the middle getting spit roasted.
https://redd.it/1c42v7v
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slpt: infinite money glitch
https://redd.it/1c444ev
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slpt: get out of work and drunk
https://redd.it/1c445wh
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SLPT : economize your medical supplies budget.
https://redd.it/1c3kqhv
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SLPT: Don't like needles? You can distract yourself from the Wegovy injection with a Pop-Tart.
https://redd.it/1c3ikjs
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SLPT: make your gum last longer by putting different flavours into one pot. That way, you can only take one at a time.
https://redd.it/1c38dlz
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SLPT: POV: you took advice for Halloween costumes from the YouTube channel 5 minute crafts.
https://redd.it/1c2m88r
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