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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: If both partners in a relationship are toxic then it cancels out.
https://redd.it/1c8dia8
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SLPT: When driving drunk, drive as fast as possible to minimize the time you are on the road unsafely
https://redd.it/1c84zrt
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SLPT: Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store Two More Balls In Each Can, Saving Space
https://redd.it/1c7suk5
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SLPT: Name your kid Viktor so when spelling it phonetically they can say, "V like Victor, which is also my name."
https://redd.it/1c7xcxl
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SLPT: How to easily start a camp fire.
https://redd.it/1c7vrpn
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SLPT: Use this vest to protect your personal space on the subway!
https://redd.it/1c7sv47
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SLPT: if your wife dies, use necromancy on her for indefinite fucks when lonely
https://redd.it/1c7ccrh
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SLPT: If you have gained weight because you eat out of boredom, try switching to doing speed out of boredom instead.
Meth or coke, you can't go wrong. The pounds melt right off!
https://redd.it/1c79q6q
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SLPT: The best way to lose weight is to not get fat in the first place.
https://redd.it/1c71q43
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SLPT: How to get unconstapated
https://redd.it/1c6vxmr
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SLPT: Don’t worry, be happy!
https://redd.it/1c6kh65
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SLPT: Best way to get matches 😉
https://redd.it/1c6f1bq
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SLPT: Request - is it still a thing to buy 1 share of stock of a company you don't like?
My economics teacher back in the 1990's told us she would buy 1 share of a stock just so the company would have administrative overhead of mailing her and sending required documents etc.
Is that still a thing? In a day where everything is digital I'm wondering if people are still doing this?
I'd happily buy 1 share of some companies crappy stock if it was a net loss for them to have to send mandatory shareholder updates etc. As you might be able to tell, I don't own stock other than 401k stuff for context if this isnt making sense with how things work now.
And no I'm not talking about buying a $400 share of a company. Looking at a $20 share which I would happily lose if it was even a small annoyance to the companies bottom line.
TIA
https://redd.it/1c6aemo
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SLPT: If your wife threatens to get a (gasp) breast reduction, hit her with the Reverse Uno card: "Well, if you're getting a breast reduction, I'm getting a dick reduction. Two can play this game, honey!" Tit for tat, if you will.
https://redd.it/1c5salh
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SLPT: Don't want to be bothered by kids or neighbours? Spray paint Nonce onto your house
https://redd.it/1c5p20n
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SLPT: Cry at work, beat the system.
https://redd.it/1c8aye3
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SLPT sick of only running uphill on a treadmill? Set it to max incline, turn around and you can run down hill really quickly.
https://redd.it/1c819fi
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SLPT: Create your own custom form fitting dildo by pouring the clone a willy mixture directly into your ass or vagina.
https://redd.it/1c7yra6
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SLPT: Wear a ring-finger finger-ring when you commit crimes to have any photos taken seem AI generated and deemed inadmissible in court
https://redd.it/1c7vv3v
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SLPT: If you want to lose weight, gain weight instead
Heavier people need more energy to move, so you will be losing weight faster.
https://redd.it/1c7sv56
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SLPT: Use a toilet seat as a table for eating on the couch!
https://redd.it/1c7svq6
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SLPT: you want some extra cash? Just solve the P vs NP or one of the millennium problem
There's no minimum time requirement, you can work from home, you can do it part time, seems like a perfect gig
https://redd.it/1c7apis
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SLPT: I guess this is one way to be healthy
https://redd.it/1c760ep
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SLPT: When attending job interviews it's important to stand out from the crowd. Always introduce yourself by saying "I'm not on the sex offender's register." That way you guarantee they'll remember you.
https://redd.it/1c71hr0
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SLPT: When you start dating someone, always tell yourself « I’ll marry her/him someday »
Chances are you won’t. But when you do, you’ll be able to say « the day we started dating, I knew we’d marry »
https://redd.it/1c6jp8p
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SLPT: Don’t go looking for Nemo
https://redd.it/1c6gnjv
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SLPT: lifetips trick
https://redd.it/1c6b3a7
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SLPT: Throw random hair ties into your male coworkers vehicles. Their wives or girlfriends might need one in a pinch.
https://redd.it/1c61doi
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SLPT: Teeth Time Saver
https://redd.it/1c5qzrq
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SLPT: Always make sure you’re dressed to the nines
https://redd.it/1c5odky
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