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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: Make making pasta more convenient
https://redd.it/1cc2psv
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SLPT: Unhappy with your Invisalign treatment? Wear your aligners in reverse order to put your teeth back to where they were.
https://redd.it/1cbxeuo
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SLPT: Take your car through the car wash with all the windows down and sunroof open. That way you get the inside cleaned for free.
https://redd.it/1cbpzbx
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SLPT: Don’t believe in traffic, it’s all bullshit
https://redd.it/1cb1owm
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SLPT: hide gps tracker on bicycle, leave it out unlocked, track whoever steals it and rob the robbers. What they gonna do call the cops?
https://redd.it/1catt5z
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SLPT: save money on gas in Inflation
https://redd.it/1ca51xj
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SLPT if you feel guilty about over eating at an all you can eat kbbq
Or any place where you grill your own meat. Under cook some meat pieces and eat them you’ll get some food poisoning and poop all the food out. Might actually burn some calories while doing so as well.
https://redd.it/1ca085t
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SLPT: Be as depressed, lazy and unhealthy as possible during your teens and twenties. Then get all your shit together at 30.
That way you'll never feel old, miss the "glory days", or get a midlife crisis. Because you're feeling better at this age than you ever did during your younger years 😎
https://redd.it/1c9l8tz
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SLPT: A tourniquet around the neck stops a nosebleed
https://redd.it/1c99lra
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SLPT: Use second-hand chewing gum as earplugs in loud public settings!
https://redd.it/1c90rci
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SLPT Tired of sharing public restrooms?
Next time drop a hot one right on the floor anyone in there will dart out leaving you alone in peace
https://redd.it/1c91ple
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SLPT: The best way to fold a fitted sheet
https://redd.it/1c8vjcj
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SLPT: If you struggle to make friends try giving candy to children. They'll even follow you back to your house and play video games with you.
https://redd.it/1c8qpvt
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SLPT: Reduce your fear of strange noises at night
https://redd.it/1c8o8ee
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SLPT - if you're lost in the woods just start a forest fire
Always go hiking with a lighter and if you are unfortunately lost or in trouble start the biggest forest fire you can
It will create a huge smoke signal and animals will be distracted, so it will be easier to catch food, hell some of it may be ready to eat
After you get rescued you will get free housing also so... winning
https://redd.it/1c8ig0l
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SLPT: One way to win a street race
https://redd.it/1cc11lg
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LPT: Best way to lose 2lbs per week! Fly from Nunavut to Brazil once per week 💪💪💪
https://redd.it/1cbsomv
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SLPT : don't lose sleep over insomnia.
https://redd.it/1cbd3rm
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SLPT: Try. Don't buy.
https://redd.it/1cawixx
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SLPT: looking for ways to meet new people and/or make money?
https://redd.it/1cabbfr
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SLPT: Koalas have identical finger prints to humans. When committing crimes, bring a koala, then they'll never be able to identify you.
https://redd.it/1ca4uac
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SLPT: Broken hard drive?
Need data recovery? Just report yourself to the authorities for possession of indecent material, the police will search all media and when they (hopefully) dont find anything just kindly ask for your data back. Boom! Free data recovery!
https://redd.it/1c9pomw
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SLPT: If you drive quickly enough speed cameras can't detect you, so you won't be caught speeding. The magic number is around 170 mph.
https://redd.it/1c9cji4
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SLPT: Stock up on greeting cards from the Sympathy section. "I'm sorry for your terrible tragedy" "My condolences" and similar cards work just as well for birthdays, weddings, and baby showers.
https://redd.it/1c95y60
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SLPT: Aim at the face if you struggle with high fives. They will be incentiviced to not miss.
https://redd.it/1c91fy0
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SLPT : don't have time to put on your summer tires? unless your winter tires are studded, you can legally keep them on your vehicle all summer long so that when winter returns, you won't have to to change your tires again.
https://redd.it/1c8uq5n
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SLPT: Buy a bag of skittles and throw them at passers-by while yelling 'Taste the Rainbow!' It's guaranteed to put a smile on their face.
https://redd.it/1c8s0tv
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SLPT: A great way to pick up women.
SLPT: A great way to pick up women is to go up to single mothers in the park with young, preferably under 5, children and compliment the kids. Try "Your daughter looks incredibly sexy," or other similar compliments. Guaranteed to get her attention, every time.
https://redd.it/1c8jvfz
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SLPT: Want to stick out on dating apps? Message them with “you look just like my brother/sister/mom/dad! 😍” A sure fire way to get endless matches!
What better way to show appreciation for a beautiful girl or boy than to fawn over them by telling them they look just like your brother/sister or mom/dad? If you’re a guy, your mom is the first woman you ever love, so imagine how a girl will feel when you tell her that she looks just like said woman, that you love everything about it, and are dying to get in bed with her because of it.
Bonus points if you include emojis such as 😍 and 🤤.
Now go and get those dates! Good luck!
https://redd.it/1c8ldvq
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SLPT: It's one way to get yourself shanked
https://redd.it/1c8g9uz
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