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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: If you're unhappy go get a happymeal
https://redd.it/1cloe7z
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SLPT: See a woman not smiling? That means she has forgotten to smile and hasn't had a man remind her to smile today.
She'll also be interested to know if smiling makes her more attractive to you.
https://redd.it/1clhvle
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SLPT: Name all of your folders Porn1, Porn2, Porn3 and so on. Nobody will know which one is your actual porn folder.
https://redd.it/1cldxzp
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SLPT: Just try harder!
https://redd.it/1cl6am5
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SLPT: If you know you’re gonna throw up, quick: eat some fruit-flavored TUMS. Two benefits: your vomit tastes better, and it doesn’t burn so much when it comes out your nose.
https://redd.it/1ckqih6
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SLPT: If you want out of a relationship, ask their opinion about having kids, and then take the opposite stance of their answer, and say since you are not compatible you are better off breaking things up
Things will always end up in an amicable way since it's nobody's fault. Repeat as needed, and live a happily promiscuous live. 👍
https://redd.it/1ck9cuo
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SLPT: If you're losing an argument, hit them with the "you want me"
https://redd.it/1ck26m5
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SLPT: If you have a blocked nose, once you're done chewing a piece of mint gum, stick it in your nose. The mintiness of the gum refreshes your nose, and the stickiness takes away anything inside of it.
https://redd.it/1cjplqy
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SLPT: Food too salty? Put a bunch of black pepper on it! Salt and pepper are opposites, one will cancel out the other
https://redd.it/1cjo3s1
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SLPT If you're a stoner, buy yourself a LifeStraw water bottle. You drink the bong water and fill up the bong with the new filtered water
https://redd.it/1cj2jwa
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SLPT: Always say thank-you to our future AI overlords
https://redd.it/1cilbs1
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SLPT: A great way to begin an essay and grab the reader’s attention
https://redd.it/1cich4z
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SLPT: cleaning advice
https://redd.it/1ci447a
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SLPT: Drive around with a “thin blue line” bumper sticker and you’ll never get pulled over.
https://redd.it/1chd95v
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LPT: Don’t ever get into an argument with a Redditor, they somehow know everything yet simultaneously cause you to lose many brains cells in the process
https://redd.it/1ch9egp
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SLPT: If your food has gone moldy, rub antifungal cream on the affected areas so you can eat it safely
https://redd.it/1clhn12
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SLPT: If you wanna be a genius, it’s easy. All you gotta say is everything stinks. Then you’re never wrong.
https://youtu.be/fyKoiOoUp6o?si=cL5zbC9JnJKOXkPJ
https://redd.it/1clfnqf
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SLPT: If you don't know how to respond to an argument, just chuckle lightly and say "well thats certainly one way to look at it"
https://redd.it/1cle50v
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SLPT: If you're disabled, just enable it in the settings
https://redd.it/1cl48ei
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SLPT: The best way to tip someone
https://redd.it/1ckkw46
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SLPT: Always Stand When You Ride the Subway or Bus. That Way You Never Have to Get Up for a Pregnant or Disabled Passenger.
https://redd.it/1ck3241
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SLPT: Bring your potential SO to a Bradford Pear tree in bloom
If you are of the male persuasion, bring your date to Bradford Pear tree in bloom to guage their reaction to the smell. If they love it, congratulations! You've likely found a partner with an unique enthusiasm for a variety of fun sexytime activities.
https://redd.it/1cjsgcn
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SLPT: If someone is bullying you, tell them it's your fetish and make turned-on noises. Chances are the bully will stay far away from you after that
https://redd.it/1cjo19o
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SLPT: Ask people out and get rejected at the start; So you have an excuse when missing their hints.
https://redd.it/1cizst6
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SLPT: If you've got no money
https://redd.it/1cie5b4
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SLPT: Temporary tattoos can be permanent tattoos if you use the iron-on method.
https://redd.it/1ci58el
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SLPT: For a clean wipe everytime put a dab of vaseline or baby oil a tiny bit in and around your butthole.
Clean sweep immaculate one wiper everytime.
https://redd.it/1chpfw6
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SLPT - Free money if Ted Cruz gets his way
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/ted-cruz-airlines-automatic-refunds-faa-reauthorization-1235012248/
https://redd.it/1chdnof
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Slpt, before its to late
https://redd.it/1ch9dvs
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